Urban Dictionary - Ends 21st March

[Alex3213]

"Alex: noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a God in some religions. Also means cool.

Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex" (<<<--- never heard anyone say this in my life - Inseriousity.)

On www.urbandictionary.com that's my definition, oh yes I so agree with that, maybe not the middle bit as that's blasphemy! Anyway, just so I don't get into trouble, if you don't like swearing, I'd advise you not to go on that link as there can be quite a lot of it on there! The Urban Dictionary is modern definitions defining what the words mean in modern, popular culture, not in the 15th century! So for this competition, I'd like you to give me a definition about the word "competitions". It does not have to be one from the site, invent your own! The coolest and most truthful (hint hint ) definition wins. Forum rules apply, though!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[orientalframe?]

the breakfast of champions? lolwut.

[geo]

crap.

i love telling the truth

[Mathew]

competitions; improper department noun
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A depressing, mediocre, second rate excuse for a department on the popular fansite Habbox.com, managed by Inseriousity. and his pet dog, Alex3213. Both tyrants are begrudgingly jealous of the classy and rather vogue Events Department (proper noun) managed by the pulchritudinous, handsome* and wholesome twosome that is Dilusionate and Mathew. It is expected that the final fate of the two rivalling departments will end in a fierce battle, similar to that of the Montagues and Capulets, although it is perhaps obvious that the Princes and Princesses of Events will rule Habbox for eternity.

*In future, please follow the instructions. You ignored "The most truthful definition wins" - Inseriousity. (Competitions Manager)

[Conservative,]

Competitions; Habbox department, noun
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A woeful, half-hearted, poorly-run department, stealing the job of events and giving jobs to the poor, sort of like Robin Hood habbox department style - except not as cool and no one likes them. Managed by Inseriousity. and Alex3213 the fearful competitions staff spout out random and nonsensical "competitions" or better known as "Giveaway of 5c/rep to the people I like" at random intervals. Forever grudgingly envious of the success of not only events (proper noun), as stated in a previous definitions, but of HabboxLive (proper noun), News & Articles (proper noun), Graphics (proper noun), forum (proper noun) and despite it not being a real department - the spam crew (group - noun). It is quite clear that the competitions department is only kept running because site owners Jin (person - proper noun) and Sierk (person - proper noun) feel sorry for those working for the department due to their clear desperation for being staff being so immense they applied for competitions. But soon even their pity will run low and the inevitable doom of the department which once was looked upon as a pioneering department, or alternatively, a wannabe events department, will become not just urban myth, and competitions will no longer exist - and we shall all be able to sleep without the constant spamming of www.habbox.com/comps.

Is the best department hands down, no questions.

[Syphon]

Competitions; noun:
Competition is a group of relevant competitors in a sport or event, most of the race there will be more than 2 games at the same time. The outcome of the general principle is survival of the fittest, attention to wisdom, beauty, intelligence and memory, and some only focus on luck.

Taken from a chinese website true to the word.

[.:!SaReBeAr!:.]

In the words of Charlie Scheen - "its all about winning"

Competition is the act of competing; rivalry for supremacy, a prize, etc.: The competition between the two teams was bitter.

[Samantha]

Competitions: Being able to thrash Wiki at a World Capitals question.

[Nick]

Competition: Prizes

[Lamz]

Competition = Read a simple statement. Give a reply. Win a prize.