Spoonerific - Ends 16th April

[lawrawrrr]

Spoonerisms. Named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner, it is a play on words (well letters). Rev. Spooner was notoriously prone to this tendency. Generally, we use them now to switch the first two letters of two words - for example, "Three cheers for our queer old dean" (dear old queen). My music teacher's pretty much obsessed with them, and I'd tell you them... but I can't post them on here (and that's your job in this comp )

So, incase you hadn't already guessed what you have to do for this comp... just bost pelow in the thread with your best spoonerisms!

Lood Guck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Phil]

"A blushing crow." (crushing blow)

[harry2230]

It's roaring with pain (It's pouring with rain)

[karter]

Hitler, During the World War Said " When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flung out." (flags hung out lol!)

[Cyberkid15]

fighting a liar - lighting a fire
you hissed my mystery lecture - you missed my history lecture
go and shake a tower - go and take a shower
soul of ballad - bowl of salad
chipping the flannel on TV - flipping the channel on TV

[Suspective]

''Lack of Pies'' - Pack of Lies

[Michael]

Wave the sails (Save the whales)

[Ms.Aquamarine]

The boy was very tired during class. He could not pay any attention! His girlfriend came up to him and asked,''Would you like a nasal hut?'' The boy was shocked. He said,''Excuse me?'' The girl looked annoyed and said,'' I asked if you would you like a hazel nut?''

[steever]

sum 41 - hell song

[sammyswirl]

one iv said since i was tiny..... flutter bys-butterflys
couple of others iv used lol : go help me sod - so help me god < mostly used when im with my aunty as she is a nun
:wave the sails: save the whales
: my zips are lipped , my lips are zipped ( mostly used when cheeky to my mum :S not gonna lie)