Mystic Mike - Ends 12th June

[Inseriousity.]

Some of you may not know this but I like reading my horoscopes! The problem is, they're so bizarre that they never come true. For this competition, make your own predictions in the horoscopes-language. They can be as bizarre and unrealistic as you like. The best one wins! You don't have to do one for each star sign!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[ItzJordan!]

Today is the day you lose £20, your girlfriend breaks up with you, you sit on gum, get an F on a test and then miss the bus, having to walk 5 miles home. You eventually get home and you discover you've lost a shoe and your mam makes your wear odd shoes the next day.

[Zeptis]

Today you will have a pretty weird day. You will trip on a toad, win $1,000,000 dollars and then lose $1,000,001. You will also find your one true love who hate ur guts. Your mom will then kick you out of the house even though your only a teenager, and you will rewin $,000,000 and buy a ferrari, then that toad you tripped on earlier will come and get his revenge..... by licking your foot....... then eating you.

[Alex3213]

Leo: Today you are going to play a game which involves raking, harvesting, planting new crops and selling stuff for cash. You're also going to do a psychology exam, don't worry though, you will be fine! Always have your hopes up high, but also live in a world of reality otherwise something shocking may happen to you.

[JerseySafety]

Today you loose your house and your life. You date a monkey.

[:Usher:TheHabbo]

Today you become a hobo and live on the streets taking showers in stalls and that stuff

[BamitZEm!]

Today you will meet the cat and the fiddle from Hey Diddle Diddle.

[HollieAshworth.]

Hollie: Today with bring good and bad luck to you! I can feel that a strange happening will occur, i believe your going to the dirty dancing performance with 3 of your friends? yes, am i right? well don't go. because you will meet all your ex's if you go! trust me its not a pretty sight.. anyway you will find a ten pound note! you feel that this prediction has worked but guess what! as soon as you get to the front door of your home a strange boy will come to you, e has a little fairy with him, and he takes you somewhere exciting.

[Jay.]

That animal you've been eye-ing up may well come ride you as saturn overlaps the moon it is in perfect lining to block god's view of you for exactly 20 minutes. During these 20 minutes the animal you've been eye-ing up of your special someones is going to really test your patience as it sits on your lap. You will have an incredible urge to do something illegal with this animal and it's totally natural - after all god isn't watching! To hear more call... 0800 853 9345

[=Havoction=]

Mine is Virgo so,here it is,
Virgo= YOU will hug you're enemies and say I LOVE YOU