Stool-en - Ends 8th August

[Samantha]

I have a weird mind, I must say sometimes it hinders me but sometimes I can create weird things! I say time and time again how much I love trading on Habbo Hotel, it's the main thing I use it for, and I remember once having over 100 stools.

My memories of stools got me thinking, I want you to tell me what you could steal with only a stool, a magic bean and a blunt pencil and how you would do it?

The most outrageous idea will win!

Good luck

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Zeptis]

Well, my whole life I have heard my whole life about this hidden stash of money at the bottum of an pool in the back yard of an abandoned house. I wanna steal it so bad, since I need a knew PS3. Well the only way to reveal it's hiding place you need to find a magic bean (listed above in materials). The stories said, along with the bean, you should find a map along with directions on how to use the bean. Yesterday I just happen to come across a "random" bean (the magic bean, henz the " ") which was wrapped in a peace of paper.

So now that I have the bean I could rob that abandoned house of its stash of money! Now that I'm at the pool it is time to look at the map, it says that hidden on the side of the pool there is a bean sized hole, You need to search the sides and find the whole.

***10 minutes later***

Okay I have found the holee but in order to stay level anough with it to stick the bean in I need a stool, So I went back home and got one, Now im standing on it, I am now sticking the bean inside. OMG a huge box just came out of the ground! Shot, It seems in order to open in I need a blunt round surface, so I'm thinking a pencil.

***3 minutes later***

Okay I have the pencil, I am now putting into the key whole, or the blunt surface whole I should say -.- LOL. The box is open, what the freak! It's a damn pennt, thats just screwed my whole day. So much for the whole treasure, nothin' to see here folks. Go home.

[Shadow-Mason]

I would steal from a bank.
First i would start smash apart the safe with all the money in it with the stool, then as the security drags me away, i would throw the blunt pencil into the crack in the safe.
Then in jail, i would eat the magic bean in which i would gain the power to call upon unicorns. the unicorn would smash through walls to get to me and then we would escape through the holes in the walls. then the unicorn would lead me back to the safe ( because unicorns have built-in blunt pencil detectors) and break through it and then as the unicorn fights off the security, i would take the money with me and use it to replace the stool, blunt pencil, and magic bean that i used in the robbery, and then id do whatever i want with the left over money.

[iflu.]

I would steal candy from a baby,
I would simply place my stool near the babies pusher, and sit myself down upon it.
I would use the blunt pencil, to the best of my abilities, to draw a rather smudged mustache on myself.
Then whilst the baby was laughing at my hysterical mustache, I would throw the 'bean' into the babies mouth,
The bean being magic, would stick to the babies tongue,
whilst the baby was occupied I would use this opportunity to snatch the sweet from the babies grasp.
I would then think to myself as I walked off, stroking my adorable led pencil mustache and eating my stolen candy
' It really is easy to steal candy from a baby '

[Pigperson]

I was thinking about robbing the bank but that is to cliché so I would rob a huge department store on Oxford Street. Firstly, I would take my stool into the store secretly tucked under my shirt - I'm sure I could pass as a pregnant lady (A). Then I would get to the shop window display area, and sit on my stool in the Under 3 Year Old Childrens display trying to blend in. I would stay seated on my stool acting as a model under the age of 3 until the shop closed. There would still be security though, so I would get my blunt pencil out and craft it into a tranquiliser dart (making use of the artificial bogies running down the child mannequin's nose) to throw at the security card. The last step would be the lasers in front of the safe. With this in mind, I would eat my magic bean and turn into a Ninja Pig. I would use my pig intelligence and ninja agility to get through and open the safe with my ninja chop. I would get the cash and nice stuff and get out reusing the tranquiliser dart to pick the side door lock

Will

[iJess]

I'd probably rob a jewellery shop lmfao. I'd smash the door with the stool, pick the til lock with the pencil, then use the bean stalk to knock people out, and to hang jewellery on pahaaaa

[Kahpow]

I'd steal Justin Bieber.

First, I'd use my awesome stool to sit upon an elephant's back, and ride it to wherever he's located. When I get there, instead of kicking down the door (so cliché), I'd use my magic bean to lure, and trap a platypus. From thereon, I'd convince it to call out it's whole tribe and join my army, led by me, of course. They'll be ordered to grab Bieber by the hair (oh noes!), and drag him back on my stool, which I wired to send back to my house. When the security come, I'll proceed to stabbing each one of them in the eyes with my pencil, and making my escape. The End :]

[420]

Firstly i would throw the magic bean onto the muddy floor and i let it grow, after its grown i eat it and it gives me superpowers for 24hours so i fly to the bank with my superpowers and go into the bank and robbed all the goldbars then i got stopped in the path of security so i threw the stool at them and it knocked them out for just enough time for me to escape but then i realised i lost my car so i pressed the rubber at the top of the pencil and it made a loud noise and a magical flying car came and i got in and flew away to safety!

[Jacob-G4E]

I would steal a flower from my neighbours garden, because she's such a stuck up woman that hates me and her life revolves around her garden. I'd put the stool down next to my fence so i could stand on it and look over the fence to make sure Margaret isn't in her garden, once i was sure she wasn't in her garden or stood infront of her kitchen window staring out into the garden, i would plant the magic beans in the soil next to me. I would then go and make a cup of coffee while the beanstalk grows. After about 5 minutes the beanstalk will have grown as it's magic obviously, so i would then check again that Margaret isn't there. Then i would climb about 2m up the magical beanstalk and jump over the fence. Once over the fence, i would urinate in her pond, steal a flower and then stamp all over the rest of her flowers. By this point Margaret has probably seen me, and would be chasing me around her garden, so i would use the blunt pencil like it was a lightsaber and fight her off. Once i had defeated her i would casually walk through her garden gate and back around to my house and innocently sit in the sand pit making sand castles next to a 253232542ft beanstalk...