Terrible Toppings - Ends 22nd July

[Jurv]

You can get many different types of toppings on pizza's, some being quite tasty and others being quite disgusting. When it comes to food I'm quite picky so I only like a few things and when I was looking at a pizza menu earlier I felt pretty sick. However it did get me thinking about this competition what I want you to do is come up with a terrible topping to have on a pizza. The most creative and disgusting entry will win so get thinking!

Example: Kiwi & Passionfruit

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Zeptis]

59 metal screws taken out of a words rustiest car, that are dipped in oil. hmm disgusting.

[David]

Whale penis.

What's the prize..?

[Pigperson]

The pizza would have a base of bogies from an assortment of people and animals, the main topping would be shreds of human and animal genitals and it would be topped off with melted bird poo, vomit and blue waffle sprinkles. Tasty

Will

[Fifty-Six]

Ear wax, cat feces, and beet juice.

[j0rd]

mash potato topping

[Maatt.]

poo.


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[Katiieee]

Back hair!

[iJess]

Anchovies, Cabbage, Jalapeños, Lemons and Brussel Sprouts

Yummeh.

[Liam]

Crusty infected toenail clippings, worm heads, vomit chunks and pepperoni.