Awkward Ants - Ends 8th March

[Samantha]

My family and I have been experiencing a small problem with ants, they manage to creep up on me near my laptop and I can only assume they tight-rope across my battery charger. They also appear out of the freezer and cooker too and we have no idea where they are actually coming from. We have now purchased an ant killer and it isn't doing anything so that's where you come in! For this competition I want you to tell me a peculiar way we could remove the ants from our home, it can be anything as long as it's appropriate!

The best idea will win.

Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Meloneeze.]

Hire an ancient hula dancer, and tell her to sing a drill song. The ants will be horrified and vaporize on the spot.

[Martin]

I think it would be a good idea to find the mummy and daddy ant and remove them so they can't have thousands of babies which will spread over your entire house. Or you could try salt or something idk whether thats just for slugs or not

[Empired]

Get your "Antie" (see what I did there ) to become their new Antie Leader and she will lead them all the way to Fiji where they can live happily ever after with the lumberjacks isn't that a nice story.

[Cerys]

Just get a picture of charlie, and, trust me i've tried this before, show it to them and they all turn to stone ;D

[SackRace]

get me to come in and I'll kill dem

[JennaDoll]

Drizzle hot chocolate syrup on them, not only will you get rid of them, you will have a delicious treat!

[Sacha]

put a pile of sugar our the front of your house, it's said ants love sweet things. This will make them go for it, thus leaving your house.

[garriet]

hire one of them anteater's from the zoo for the day, i'm sure that'll do the trick with their long sucky nose things!!!!!

[Eric]

put a bunch of sweets on the floor, when all the ants are eating the sweets, i'll grab the sweets and flush them down the toilet

problem??