Caption Phrase! - Ends 6th March

[Elegance]

This time it's my turn to do the monthly caption phrase competition and I've been thinking all day of which picture I could use for it. When in ICT today my friend saw a funny picture of Susan Boyle on the internet, so I dug it up and decided to use it for this competition!

For this competition I want you to come up with a funny caption for the picture below.
The funniest caption will win!



Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Jazz]

susan scoffs the sandwich

[Meloneeze.]

"I can see you out there....watching me eat my sandwich...."

[SackRace]

I hope its not a fatty one susan!!!

[MKR&*42]

Susan eats a ham and boyled egg sandwich

[Jurv]

dun..dun..dun and another one is bitten by the boyle!

[Matt]

Ham and Cheese even does it for a superstar.

[fattiO]

i dream a dream of food gone by!

[Cerys]

Leader of all foods: RUN! She's eaten Zach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pampling]

The humble sandwich.
Turning Shrek's into Angels everywhere.