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[Sloths]

Has anyone heard of the worst fanfic ever? My Immortal was based on Harry Potter and is basically made up of bad spelling, grammatical errors and sudden unexplained sex scenes. Many of the titles for her chapters were inspired by the bands My Chemical Romance and Evanescence. If you've never heard of it I suggest looking up the edited version it's hilarious.

For this competition though I want you to finish this sentence below, may the most funniest and interesting ending win!

Jack and Jill went up the hill when...

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[SackRace]

Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

[Maatt.]

Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

grr i was going to say this

Jack and Jill went up the hill when... to fetch a pale of milk.

[Lindsey]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack killed Jill, enjoyed the thrill and the rest of the town he slaughtered.

[Cerys]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing.

[Meloneeze.]

Jack and Jill went up the hill when winter came
each day the well had stayed its dried up same
Jack dug a whole, six feet deep
then pushed Jill in while she was asleep
Now whenever you go on the hill
in the hole lies Jill...
and next to her Jack and Jack
the other with an ax.

[Bluee]

Jack and Jill went up their butt,
To earn a box of butt.er
Jack talk with bad breath,
And Jill spread the bread.
Now Jill lost his appetite.