Mock the Week - Ends 28th July

[orientalframe?]

Well recently I seem to be obsessed with watching Mock the Week, it's one of the only programmes that makes me laugh (I am generally a miserable person). One of my favourite parts of the show is towards the end where an unlikely topic is talked about, for example 'Unlikely things to hear on Crimewatch'. For this competition, I want you to come up with your own 'unlikely' topic to be broadcasted on Mock the Week.

The funniest entry will win, good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[,Abbey]

Unlikely songs to be sung on The X Factor.

[Futz]

You should have given us an unlikely subject and the competition was for the funniest joke, this is boring

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[LiquidLuck.]

Unlikely things to hear during the day (but not at night). That would be fun

[David]

i swear this has been a comp before ..

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[iiLion]

Most unlikely things for a rhapist to do.

[Hydroqen]

most unlikely thing to do when your drunk

[PinkLumos]

Most unlikely things a circus clown would do.

[Zelda]

The Weirdest things you can do with a yak.