Excellent Excuses - Ends 8th August

[the.games]

Let's face it, we've all been in a situation where someone asks us to do something and we make up an excuse so we don't have to. Personally, I'm terrible at making up excuses and often end up saying something like 'I have to go shopping for a new hamster' or something.

That's why I want you to tell me what is the best excuse you have ever heard or used.

The most believable, funny and creative will win!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Fustraton]

My dog ate it. I'm being serious its one my friend used and the teacher believed him.

[smithy1997]

My cat knocked my water over my work. Like Fustraton, my friend used it, and it worked

[x--ha]

My rabbit pee'd on my homework then tried to eat it I think well it ripped it, I still gave it in just to prove it to them

[Pampling]

My mum spilt coffee over it.

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It works like a charm.

[Derrener]

The excuse that's said many times in my school every day - I've done it but I've forgot it.

[GinoGuy]

Someone siphoned the gas out of my car... Needed to call CAA for them to come... ;P

[SackRace]

Forgot to lift it when i forget school homework

[monkey-anne]

My friend used this -

the teacher asked for there homework and this was the convo

teacher = HOMEWORK, will
will = ye about that i been having bad nose bleeds
teacher = i dont care homework NOW
while the teacher was not looking will pulled a ketup packet out of his pocket and squeezed above his lip
will = OH NO IM BLEEDING

the teacher believed every min of it

[Volunteer]

"ITS MY TIME OF MONTH" MWHAHAHAHAH