Agony Aunt - Ends 28th August

[Munex]

If there's someone estranged in your neighborhood, who they gonna call? Ghostbusters An Agony Aunt, probably. When people need advice, they often write to what is called an Agony Aunt (a person that offers encouraging words of wisdom). I want to know how caring you guys are! For your chance to win:

Write and post a comforting response to the following problem:

Dear Agony Aunt,

I can't date anyone because everyone is out of my league - I am too good for them!
What can I do!?

Sincerely,
A concerned and beautiful individual

The funniest or most comforting/persuasive will win!

Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Eric]

improve on yourself hun

[santa-my-nana]

Hi there Mystery Man/Women

You should not think about there looks, imagine if you were blind you would not be able to see them, Base it on there personality. think about this way, how must they feel when they really like you, but you can not feel the same way as there not as pretty as you.

Try it, don't judge a book by its cover for once,
yours sincerely,
Agony Aunt

[LuciieOx]

Dear Anonymous,

I am sure you are a very beautiful person, inside and out, however, you should maybe try a different approach to dating, a more open and free method. Therefore your decision will not purely be set on looks but the individual's personality.
It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart. Everyone is gorgeous and perfect in their own way, hence nothing can define 'perfection'. You just have to find the person who's perfect for you, whether their good looking or not.
Don't judge a book by it's cover. Look beneath the the pages and find a great story.. or in this case personality.

yours faithfully,
Agony Aunt.

[PoisonedLies]

Dear the wonderful beast tamer,
It seems you have very high-standards with people you want to be with, how wonderful but if you really want to be with a particular someone and they are out of your league but you want to give it a shot lower your standards a bit, everyone will be getting hit by cupids arrows over you if you show that you are just another human; then you'll come to recognition that you are someones perfect as they are yours.
If you disagree with someones looks but they have a fantastic personality that just rocks your boat then find out more, you may make someones life change completely, as you are so beautiful as you say. I take your word for it; someone will love you strongly but you cannot wait! DO SOMETHING AND CATCH EVERYONE ON A FISHING ROD OF LoOoOoOoVE

Yours faithfully,
Agony aunt xx

[Zelda]

Dear mystery sir or madam,

By sticking a flower on your head and dancing in the style of a Hawaiian in a market, you will find that you will attract many a bee to your head, and will seem overly attractive.

Agony aunt

[Luckley]

Dear concerned and beautiful individual,

You should challenge yourself! Go to Harvard! You're not the only brainiac on the block. Surely they look dumb and stupid from the outside, but people can change. You do know that George Bush (Ex U.S President) got C's during his high school career. Don't doubt people when it comes to smartness, because everyone has a little sparkle in them.

Sincerely
Agony Aunt

[Alex3213]

Dear Anonymous,

Beauty and charm isn't just shown on the outside, the inside is the dominating factor of this trait. Invisible it is, perhaps, however certainly not unrecognisable. However, it's not a one trick wonder - it takes time to really find out the real person, that's true for most people. Compromise does play a part in love and if you are interested in seeing someone then give them a chance! Let them reveal themselves before you jump to assumptions, y'never know... they might surprise you positively! Remember love sometimes can appear random and appear in a flash when you least expect it, being prepared for it isn't always the way. Feeling hinged up on that 'everyone isn't good enough for me' doesn't let a potential partner give them a chance to even speak! Like I said - compromise does play a part in love.

I hope that your future relationship endeavours are successful.
Yours,
Agony Aunt

[..:lukeachu:..]

Dear 'Concerned and beautiful individual,'

Why not try standing on a largely populated beach, on one leg with a chickens head feathers stuck to your head while squarking like a bird wearing high heels, knickers, tea cup like nipple covers and a dogs collar while with one arm behind your back and one swinging around a cat by its tale. Can you picture yourself doing that? I'm pretty sure you will be getting millions or ladies thinking your sexy,.... Dinner ladies!
Yours,
Agony Fagony Sagony Aunt!

[Fustraton]

Dear concerned and beautiful individual,

It's Life.

Love from your lovely agony aunt, always here to help.