Random Raps - Ends 13th September

[the.games]

Music is something that I have always enjoyed and that I know many other people also enjoy, but something that has always puzzled me is how people can make up raps that are so random! Some musicians like Nicky Minaj start their songs with raps that are unimaginably random, and that most people couldn't understand.

To help me understand how people create these random raps, I want you to create a random rap for me. It can be as long or short as you like and about anything! The most inventive and random will win.

Prize: 1 Month VIP + 10 rep

[SackRace]

Yo, Yo.
Yo, yo.
Check this move yo, (do a silly move)

Last time I wrote a rap
I rapped about a guy
His name was Poonjabi
We went to get high

at a club, in a bar
He's a karaoke star
he took me by the hand
and then he sang...

"insert corny song like... I could show you the worldddd"

*jump*
Hey man,
dont touch the hand
this hand was used for
spidermannnn

Yeah this hand,
It caught a duck
he said "yummymy"
and I went
what the *removed*

Edited by SyrupyMonkey (Assistant General Manager): Please do not avoid the filter.

[Corina35]

Ask yourself this luv,
Can you go against your bruv,
You've got to be faster,
Else love will be your master,

There's only one space,
So make sure you ace.
You need to be sharp,
Just exactly not like a harp,
To win my heart.

[-Shocked,]

Jack, Jake, Bradley, Connor
When we did this rap we did it in a cella
connor has a cat called bella,
Jakes Got a beer called stella,
Jacks got a big fat wella,

Juts a simple rap

[Luckley]

What's up, this is runeaddict99
your only one, times that with 9

I'm making this rap just for me
so I can win coins and some chi-chi-chings.

You can call me young money
but all the ladies call me dirty honey!