Isn't It Ironic? - Ends 16th October

[MKR&*42]

It's like rain on your wedding day, It's a free ride when you've... oh sorry, got a bit carried away with Alanis Morissette there! Alanis may not have got the grasp of irony quite right (none of her lyrics are remotely ironic), but many others have and they've certainly discovered some hilarious situations involving irony. One of the most amusing statements involving irony I've come across is; "The fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" (which is genuinely true).

Anyway, I want you to try and find me an amusing, ironic statement (http://www.isitironic.com/ironiqs.htm is a good place to start). The best will lose win!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[BreakfastBacon]

A fat PE teacher
Correcting an english teachers spelling.

[Kelster462]

Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.

[Rainbow]

shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark

[David]

throwing eggs at an abortion clinic

[AlexJRiley]

Getting run over by an ambulance

[Fict]

when a firestation burns down.

[Sho]

Spend your whole life making fire extinguishers and dying in a fire because you couldn't find any.

[freezysniper]

someone who hates America has it listed that they live in America on Facebook?..

[iBritz]

1) Bus driver not being fat.
2) A Teacher not giving lecturers.
3) If you choke a smurf what colour does it become?
4) Why is the alphabet in order is it because of the song?
5) I used to have a plaque that said a messy room was a sign of genius but I lost it.
MY FAV:
6) Criminals who say there not guilty then leave the country.

Yours Sincerely Britz