If I Were A.... - Ends 27th October

[Derrener]

My maths lessons are extremely boring because our teacher doesn't know how to have fun! In this particular lesson, instead of just sitting doing nothing which is what I usually do, I decided to play a game with my friend next to me. The game was called “If I Were A”. Basically, all you have to do is finish off the sentence below. Some of the outcomes we had were quite amusing.

If I were a ...., I would ....

The most amusing or unusual will win!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Teabags]

If I were a schizophrenic, I wouldn't do anything...but I'm pretty sure Dave would.

[Empired]

If I were a narcoleptic, I would-- zzzzzzzz

[CigaretteBirdie]

If I were a smurf, I would...paint myself green. D;

[David]

if i were a pig i would fly

[Aiden]

If I were a Canadian I would dress and tell every I'm Justin Bieber then tell the world I'm in love with my GRANDMA!

[Andii]

If I were a Habbo staff member. I would tell other staff members to stop making Habbo so friggn crap and give them old ideas from hxf

[blueadrian13]

If I was a Very LUCKY person, I would win this competition.

[Clickies]

If i were a minion i would be the most cutest of them all

[ChronicleFluff]

If I were a superhero, I would use my powers to make the world a better place. I'll take poor people off the streets, and stop war. I'll make people healthy, I'll make sure I'll supply food. I'll make sure that people in all places have better education.