For A Day - Ends 26th November

[Derrener]

Once again I got the idea for this competition from Miranda (A big applause for Miranda if you please). So… Whilst reading, I accidentally turned to the very back of the book where I saw, and I quote "The book back flap". On this book back flap was her biography which said, and just because I found it funny, I quote "She regularly dines with Obama, lunches with Wills and Kate, and plays golf with Kylie".
I want you to tell me if you could do anything for a day, what would it be?

The most entertaining or hilarious will win.

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Bubbl3Tea]

Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell, “It worked!” and run out cheering

[Blocke12]

Paint yourself 100% purple, Go to an opera, Jump up on the stage, take the mic, Sing Call me Maybe, take a hotdog from a midget, Throw it at Whitney Huston.

[Andii]

Play Habbo as usual lol

[Munex]

If I could do anything for an entire day, I would put in place the following commandments:

1. One entire day will no longer equal 24 hours, but will instead last the totality of my lifespan, thus lengthening my omnipotence indefinitely. Upon my death, time will resume back to normal.

2. All countries will be informed and will make sure that I am free from the constraints of the law.

3. All countries will be informed and will make sure that I am not charged for anything, including but not limited to food, shelter, clothes and other luxuries, essentially making money useless to me.

4. All persons of Earth will not only accept me unconditionally as their leader, but they will also love, admire and honour me.

5. All persons of Earth will do as I say, when I say it, with no compromise.

Not funny, I'm sorry, but at least I am truthful.

[BreakfastBacon]

I would go to like a major news outcast place and say the world is ending or some major bad thing is going on and get everyone into a massive panic!

[sophiethenerd]

I would move to the west end of london and see two amazing shows (a matinee and evening one) after having had a nice meal and going shopping for video games and books.

[Corina35]

If I could do anything for a day, I would go to the Harry Potter set and have them re-film a Harry Potter film with me in it. All the original actors will be there as well as the crew who will film it.

[God]

If I coudk do anything for a day it would be the following.

Get up out of bed Fly to austriala, jump on a kagaroo and ride it to sydney au. then ride a whale to japan while fighting of the Japenese from killing Willa [I named her that]. I would then go to Tokoyo and buy myself a japanese truck and drive it into all the short japense ppl, I would then drive it to the harbour and steal a boat and take it to china where I would eat chinese buffet all day.