Laughable Lyrics - Ends 11th March

[Pigperson]

Is it just me, or do you nowadays hear so much music with the strangest lyrics ever? It seems as if all the hits have a catchy tune but artists just neglect the lyrics. Take Nicki Minaj's "Pound the Alarm":

Oh, oh, oh, come fill my glass up a little more
We 'bout to get up, and burn this floor
You know we getting hotter, and hotter
Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down,
Pound the alarm

To me it seems a bit random for someone to want to shut something down and pound the alarm after drinking and burning the floor. Anyway I want you to find me a song other than this example where the lyrics are a bit strange and post a few lines below!

The strangest and funniest entry will win, good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Basshunter2309]

F.U.N. - Some nights

I was always confused about the lyric in this song, but this verse in particular.

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
Some nights I call it a draw
Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights I wish they'd just fall off

I mean the bad luck and draw kinda make sense. But the lips... errrr.. I have no clue. Hah

[James]

FUN - Why am I the one?

She got enough on her mind
That she feel no sorrow
I let my fate fill the air
So now she rollin down her window
Never been one to hold on
But I need a last breath
So I ask if she remembers when
She used to come and visit me
We were fools to think that nothing could go wrong

The only reason I find this funny is because it's actually a verse that makes sense. Most songs don't these days. they are just random lines that rhyme.

[cxclusive]

One Week by Bare Naked Ladies

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver

The lyrics are like 'what the' but the tune is quite catchy. Strange.

[Succubus]

Here we go, here we go, satellite radio
Y'all gettin' hit with boom boom
Beats so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns
******** on y'all with the boom boom

Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow

[Attain]

"Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I don't think that I can take it.
'cause it took so long to bake it.
And I'll never have that recipe again."
(MacArthur Park)

[Sloths]

Bom Bom - Sam and the womp..

I'm the cat with the bass and drum going around like Bom Bom Bom what's moving Im grooving i like your style of womping..