Get Out Of My Ear - Ends 22nd March

[Derrener]

The video clip in the spoiler below was taken from the first episode of the series of ‘Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway’. As part of the show, each week Ant & Dec either, wearing heavy disguises, ‘ambush’ fellow celebrities and the duo do what I call 'making a scene'. Or a celebrity, wearing an earpiece, meets members of the public and is told what to say by the duo.

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If you had the chance to make a celebrity say whatever you wanted them to say, what would you have them say? If you’re unsure by what I mean please refer (back) to the video clip.

The most weird or humorous will win!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[AlexJRiley]

Taylor Swift, I'd have her say "I'm a talentless man eating hack who only dates people so I have something to write a song about. When I break up with people I play the innocent little girl so people think the guys the bad one in the relationship and get myself more popularity and publicity." Then when she says its for a TV show I'd deny it.

[ThenameisARM]

I would have Johnny Depp saying -
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one because if you love the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second one."

[H488041!f3]

I'd have Russell Brand say:
"If I had a dollar for every time I've ejaculated in me own eye, I'd have enough money to fondle twelve gypsy mermaids"
and then he'd have to do this face:

[MKR&*42]

I would quite simply have Ke$ha say "Will you marry me".

[Yawn]

I would make Nicki Minaj say "does my bum look big in this".

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I'd make Eminem say:' I love you please marry me, Amanda'

[,Abbey]

I'd make One Direction's Liam say: "Did you realise that Harry and Niall are gay? I mean that's the first time we've spoke out about it but I thought you should know because you are a trustworthy person yeah?"

[BreakfastBacon]

Get Justin Beiber to go to his fans and go "I NEVER LOVED YOU IM A GIRL! YOU ALL SUCK AND I WISH NONE OF YOU WERE HERE!"

Also get nicki minaj to go to a normal dressed group of people and say "you look like a clown!"