Hello there Habbox!

Missscarface5O5 · 20-04-2013, 04:50 AM

Hello, my names..well that part is confidential other then my
HABBO USERNAME

Which that is confidential too. Anyways I just want to tell you I apart that I am new from Habbox, I might just be applying for a job for this fansite and I am totally stoked like you guys!
your stoked right?
Well you shouldn't be, you hardly know myself? Let me tell you a story that is totally not written by the system

Once upon a stormy night..

This..sloth broke into your side window and screamed out something

Highly disturbing

And that's why you now hate sloths, they are hideous

And..wait I'm suppose to be talking about myself, not why I hate sloths. OK now the story I've just written to you is by me the system. Aha you thought the sloth wrote it? No he's apparently stoned DEAD OK back to what is me by me. Ok I love chocolate brownies, Seafood Salad, Crab sticks, Ravioli, Mixed herbs and spices drizzled with caramelized onions in a steamed plate from china, sloth sloth sloth And...well almost anything besides Tuna. Now what I would like to ask a few of you people out there, is how do you eat tuna? I know it is EXTREMELY healthy and I am so jealous that it is so healthy but every time I smell it or taste it, it smells like freaking cat food. Like I have a cat, and like It is so fluffy, but I don't know how it goes past the tuna aftertaste. Like that omega food is just too gross. Hopefully one day I will be man enough to glob it down my sloth I like the color blue, it is my favorite color. I love computers so much you don't understand that even know I have a life other then computers, I have a life other then 748358742934 sloth Ok, this sloth is so irritating, like it's time for a sloth battle duel omega 3000 game time challenge!

Ok let's just say..the sloth is injured but he still won according to the judges!
Anyways this was a random post but like it gives you an understanding of me right? Like besides that
ugly sloth that uninterrupted me over 9000 times
Ok people, time to close the curtains with this awesome joke that I tell my friends and every time they laugh at it for some distorted reason

A guy walks in a bar
Can't remember, but I think he was a monkey

sexpot · 20-04-2013, 04:51 AM

..welcome to habbox?

Rachel · 20-04-2013, 06:56 AM

Hey, welcome to Habbox.

Feel free to apply www.habbox.com/jobs. Don't be shy and apply today to work at Habbox =]

Don't forget to read the rules and have fun!