hey have u got a plaster
cos i hurt my knee when i fell for you
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chat up lines
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08-06-2013, 04:33 PM #2
Gotta say these two are my favourite of all time
You, me, handcuffs and whipped cream.. interested?
Hey, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
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08-06-2013, 04:48 PM #3
hello do you know
yes
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08-06-2013, 06:46 PM #4
Hey, do you work for UPS?
Because I saw you checking out my package.
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Should I call an ambulance, cause you look like you just fell from heaven
_.
I like "if i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together" until someone rudely replied "shame N and O are together"./
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08-06-2013, 07:10 PM #6
doublepost?
superhappy.
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08-06-2013, 07:37 PM #7
I shuddered irl.
Originally Posted by JACKTARD
Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Just no.
ugh I hate chat up lines
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my personal favourite is
*REMOVED*
Edited by Dilusionate (Forum Moderator): Please do not avoid the filter, thanks!
Last edited by Phil; 09-06-2013 at 01:52 PM.
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08-06-2013, 07:42 PM #9
lmao glad you enjoyed it Originally Posted by Shar
OT:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.
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08-06-2013, 07:44 PM #10
Your true colours have been revealed. Originally Posted by JACKTARD
It's really creepy that those kind of lines are on the cheesy chat up line websites..
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