Job Opening: Royalty - Ends 12th July

[cornbix]

HM The Queen is getting a bit old and tired, she's been on the throne for over 60 years and she wants to retire to live a private, normal life. To top all this, the country doesn't think any of the current Royal family is fit to reign over the country! So, that means for the first time ever... The Royal Family is recruiting and all they want you to do is to explain in one short paragraph why the country should have you as their leader.

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Cassiieee]

I'd be awesome.

[Matheus]

England is a very stereotyped country. England is basically known for its tea and english muffins, is that all that the media interprets? As king of England I'd transform the meaning of a British family, and I'd convey a more social country. We shall even make more movies for god sakes, have we ever had a number one hit in like forever? we shall take over America and take over the World.

[lemons]

free crumpets and scones for all every day

[AlexJRiley]

Id skud the middle of the ocean as a warning to everyone. Mess with England, you gon' get nuked!

[dbgtz]

I'd shrink government to what it should be which doesn't include spying on the innocent, forcing people to be puppets of the state etc.

[Drake.]

Because I promise I would abolish all taxes and every day would be a public holiday and free money would be given to everyone! (Once I come into power I would pretend I had never made these promises, continuing the British tradition of lying first invented politicians and the Royals in 1401AD)

[kjcool]

Now dont get me wrong, politics and democracy may not be my strong point but I mostly believe in the act of true freedom and self beliefs. At the moment, I have a strong opinion about how society and the world around us are changing everyone of us and I believe that we are all subliminally being controlled to live our way of life the way society wants us too but clouding our minds to see it as our own choice and our own decisions yet if we take one look around us, it is far from that. I believe that to find greatness, we must not look at where we stand, but in what direction we are actually moving. To be able to find greatness, we must sail with the wind and sometimes sail against it but as long as we sail, not adrift, nor lie at anchor then we are all destined for greatness. This is the key point that I want to spread as royalty and hopefully change the way the world is perceived.

"In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength but by perseverance" - H Jackson Browne

[LuciieOx]

Because i deserve to sit on a throne and be worshipped

[Munex]

Britain was once the head of a great and noble empire; the ruler of the waves and, quite indeed, the land thereupon. Under the ruling of recent monarchs, Britain has fallen -- we cannot conceal that truth any further -- and the cause of our downfall is elementary: the monarchs had become much too placid. They chose to humour our various territories with liberty and independence; America, citing one prominent example, has risen to heights that, God forbid, threaten the superiority of our perennial dominance that oversees the world. Elect me as the subsequent monarch and I vow to make it my duty to re-enslave all countries that were once part of our righteous empire, but also to proceed to capture every remaining country and establishment. Long live Britannia! Pip-pip!