Tangent Topics - Ends 14th August

[Sloths]

This evening my friend and I decided to go into University to sort out some paperwork for our flat next year. We both needed a few bits of information from our parents so I went straight to Skype and messaged my Mum, while she called up her parents. Let's just say I got the information in seconds, and over an hour later my friend got off the phone not even having all of the right information. Not to mention how loud she was disturbing the neighbouring students trying to work...

I think we've all had one or two conversations that have led out on a bit of a tangent. I remember a sub teacher in year 8 talking about how he's a volunteer fireman the entire lesson instead of teaching us maths. I want you to think hard and sum up the funniest conversation that you've had that has gone off on a tangent.

The most hilarious post below will win!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[!x!dude!x!2]

shoned once tried explaining to me how to play a game but she started talking about owls and showing owl pics for an hour so we didnt have time to play the game afterwards

[James]

Me & shoned were working on her hxss room, i was explaining some wired to her, then she says 'im an owl'. So i dressed as an owl like below, and we were just dying for around 5 minutes.

[Drake.]

I was reading this thread and I thought back to my conversations with Shoned like that time when we were all in her games room and it was fastest typer but I'm pretty fast at typing so I won it twice in a row and I won like 10c and then I used it to buy a trophy for myself. Wait, what was the question?

[bkps]

i was with my friends and we were in the kitchen trynna work out how to cook chicken korma and lord knows how we just started talking about sheep and made up an entire story about a sheep couple and them getting on the plane to spain to go on holiday and meeting spanish sheep and how they'd understand each other and just the story got very detailed lmao but yeah don't worry the sheep couple and the spanish sheep became friends and eventually learnt how to communicate without baa'ing. we're weird ok

[AlexJRiley]

Any conversation with Gina, we all know what im talking about.

[JACKTARD]

We were on about geostationary satellites and then something to do with the technology used led us onto the nintendo wii

we r so cray cray u jel?

[steamyxo]

well it started off by my and 2 others having an arguement in one of their game rooms, then it switched to ghost stories, we sat there in her room talking about them

[Honor-Branch]

this girl was talking to her friend on the phone in the elevator saying there was a hot guy in the elevator and she had to get off (im the only one in the elevator with her) so im like ;o hey wassup bby and shes like oh i was just tryna get off the phone, sorry D:
[my face] o_O

[Daltron]

I remember talking to @Intersocial; about (I can't even remember, probably this forum and relationships) then somehow that lead to discussion about plant fetishes