Chasing Penguins - Ends 29th August

[Yupt]

When I'm out and about driving around I always listen to Radio 1 because of their great music choices (Obviously I would listen to HabboxLive if I could!). I always find myself singing along to songs that I know, but only vaguely, and often find myself singing the wrong lyrics because I've misheard what the singer has said. An example of this is the one I've used in the title for this competition. I always mistake Adele's "Chasing Pavements" for "Chasing Penguins" due to how it sounds in the song - the video is in the spoiler below if you'd like to hear! For this competition I want you to post the lyrics which you always mishear for something else. The one which I deem to be the most amusing will win!

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Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[James]

I dunno why, and this isn't funny, but it's the only one i can think of.
Britney spears Toxic,
I always hear: 'Baby, you talk sick, now im slipping under'
Honestly, I don't even know what the real line is. ._.

[bkps]

how you remind me - nickelback
what i hear: tired of living like a black man
original: tired of living like a blind man

[Drake.]

Every time I hear a One Direction song all I hear is "We are cancer" repeated over and over again for 4 minutes over a broken cassette tape which they claim to be their backing track.

The same thing with Nicki Minaj except instead of words she grunts and squeals and you can hear the shrieks of demons being summoned in the background.

[Becka]

In gabz lighters, when it says the one.. the one.. i hear the wonder wall o.O

[HC]

All my life since a child at school dances... I always thought this song was sang "I've got 2 2 2" but it's actually Agadoo-doo-doo I only found this out a month ago.. so It's been way over 15 years that I've always got this wrong lol