That's a Rap! - Ends 12th September

[Sho]

Work is a boring place to be, especially when you're doing a 9-hour shift 'cause after the first 5 hours you just want to hit something. Today at work some workers, myself included, made up a short rap about a customer's order as we were getting their food together for them. She ordered a wrap so we called it 'That's a (W)rap' and I'm not gonna lie, it was quite good!

For this competition I'd like you to write a short rap about your favourite food (and don't forget a catchy title!).

The most amusing entry will win!

Prize: 10 Credits/Rare of equivalent value + 15 Reputation Points
*Click HERE to see how you can exchange prizes.

[Drake.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, big up my home crew QC fam, braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap, on dis ting
bruv de uver dai I was feelin bare HUNGREE
so I went out to ma local KFC
da bossman said ey sir do you want some chicken
I said bruv bossman I'm da one pickin
gimme dem chicken wings skeen skeen u know me fam
dat's £2.50 says da bossman
I lob my p's in his face and take my dusty chikkin wings
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH BRAPPPPPPPPPPP QC GANG WE GO INNNNNNNNNNN

[BreakfastBacon]

Yo yo i like tacos

the scent from the hot sauce will blow up your nose (not literally)

the spice is so nice it makes me go crazy

amount of jalapenos? don't be lazy

I put the cheddar on top

when i pour on the salsa I won't miss a single drop

Yea tacos are obviously beast

and they are a real good mexican feast

[Honor-Branch]

duh rice

Rice is so nice
It taste so good like its food
yeah
suck it
cuz i bit it
swerve

[Reality]

About ~ Pasta

Pasta Pasta has rasta
The rasta makes the pasta
So damn hotter
That's why pasta
Gotta be taken
Through the counter

(I am so confused on what I just wrote haha!)

[Suncadi]

Windy Bean Fish Tart

Beans, beans,
What do you mean?
I like beans, even though my farts are extreme.

People laugh when I do a fart,
Because they're stinky and vibrates against the tart.

Baked beans, runner beans, they're all delish,
Why not try them with some battered fish?

~End


OK, what the hell have I just typed?

[diggy16]

I want you Oh sweet finger lickin' chicken

Yo Yo My name is diggy I love the taste of chicken its so damn tasty
all you vegetarians don't know what your missing
but I don't eat any type of chicken I have to get it
from KFC, Lick my fingers clean so don't hate me.
so greasy and juice in my mouth I would marry it
and I'm not joking about one single bite will make you
want to scream & shout where ever there's chicken I will be about
if not then see yah round cause I'm out.

[michael01256]

Bacon Angus Stuffff

bacon angus is the stuff
always got a bun with a large amount of fluff
Meats always plump always got that lettuce
tomatoes are a fettish always gotta have em
and of course Add the bacon , SIZZLE
fo SHIZZLE ya you heard me right
if you disagree well we can go ahead and fight

[Martin]

yoyoyoyoyo dis is a rap about marmite
it wil' leave ya feeling al'rite
it wil' blast all da competition out of site
yoyoyo if ya aint feelin tite ya might wanna lick some marmite
marmite on ya toast marmite on ya bread marmite on ya head
yoyoyo ya eitha love it or ya hate it
but dont forget' to say it
marmiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee