worst date

[sex]

hello lets all post our experiences of our worst dates
i will go first

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I had just broken up with my boyfriend like 3 weeks before hand and went out with this guy was bugging to go out with me the entire time i was with my boyfriend basically, so i agreed and i was in work that day and got off late and didn't get a chance to eat so literally showered got dressed had a drink while getting ready and went to meet him. Since i didn't get to each i got drunk super fast and by like the 2nd bar we went to i had my pubes out basically showing him a tattoo very close to my lovestick. We went to a club then and i was even drunker now some how, he kept ******* buying me drinks and we were kissing against the wall and i fell through a curtain which blocked off the dance floor because it wasn't open yet because it was still early. He then tried to make me come home with him even though it was 11 only........
Anyways we stayed in the club till like 1 and then he left because i ditched him for my friend who i seen i didn't even know he was gone for ages, it was my first time blacking out too lol.

NEVER SEEN HIM AGAIN AFTER THAT

also that night i was in basement afterparty and got groped by brazlians an pushed my ex out a fire exit also

gr8 date now tell me yours

[Yawn]

never been on date

[wixard]

omg i remember you texting me that night!

okay i have two, one is like an official date and it was my first date with my longest bf and it wasn't bad persay cos i still liked him after it was just SUPER AWKWARD!

FIRST

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we had met like the previous day through a mutual friend and that night he added me on msn and we webcammed all night and then a few days later we still chatted on msn and he asked did i wanna go see a movie sometime! so i said yeah alright, so we met up and i was hungry so we went to mcdonalds first but then i was like OMG WHAT IF WE KISS DURING THE MOVIE? so i ended up not even eating my food.

when we got to the cinema it's like an independent theatre cos we were SOOO COOL and when we went to buy the tickets he was like 'do you want to give me your money so i can put it in my wallet to mind' errr we were right at the ticket box.... so he just did it so he could use my money to pay for my ticket but make it look like he was paying!!!!!! so then we finally got into the movie and it was really small, (saw lars and the real girl) and my stomach kept rumbling and i was so embarrassed that everyone could hear it, but that embarrassment soon subsided once I HEARD HIM LAUGH. HE LAUGHED LIKEA HYENA AND EVERYONE KEPT TURNING AROUND TO LOOK AT US! it was so so embarrassing.

so after the movie was over it was dark and we were walking to our bus stop cos we get the same bus. it was cold so i had my hands in my sleeves and he went to grab my hand.... but it was up in my sleeve so he just grabbed onto my sleeve. so embarrassing, oh yeah then we almost got knocked over by a car. finally we're at the bus stop waiting and he looks at his watch and it's 11.11 and we had this thing about making a wish at 11.11 so he's like to me 'make a wish' so i'm like 'okay' and then HE KISSED ME AHGHIFGHKFO and he was a terrible kisser at this point. then he was like 'so did your wish come true' and i was like 'yes.' then we got on the bus and we kissed on the bus and i was so embareassed cos he was like eating my face. WE THEN BECAME BF AND GF A COUPLE WEEKS LATER.

SECOND

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okay my second one wasn't really a date. i was 17 and on holiday and this school from portsmouth came to the town we were at to play tennis. we ended up becoming friends with them and i reaaallly liked this one guy who was only 14, and at the time it was a HUGE deal he was only 14 and i was 17 cos i mean that is a really big difference.... in my defence he was turning 15 in like 10 days but still everyone was like PEDO TARA PEDO TARA (nothings changed) anyway so everyone is like YOU TWO HANG OUT TOGETHER FOR THE NIGHT. so we're stuck together just me and him literally the shyest guy in the world and i've no idea what to talk to him about, so i'm like 'let's go get some water' so we go to get water from the bar and they give us plastic cups, and the guy behind the bar goes to him 'you better not chew up that cup because if you want more water i'm not giving you a new one' JUST TO THAT GUY... NOT TO ME.... MAYBE BECAUSE HE LOOKED LIKEA FERAKING CHILD!!! so then we go and sit on a bench and we are just sitting there in silence and he goes 'do you want to go beside the archery tent it's probably better' so we went and stood beside the archery tent???? and proceeded to have the most awkward kiss i've ever experienced in my life. after that we just walked back over to everyone else, NOTE IM 17!!!!!!!! i was like 'i feel 12 again' and then oh yeah it was his last night too so we hugged goodbye and they left eventually. then on his msn personal message it was 'i wish i could move to ireland' and every night he would chat me on msn and he'd call my landline and we'd talk for ages and this was all so awkward because i had a bf at this time! and some 14 yr old kid from portsmouth was obsessed. then he got a gf and she added me on fb and used to send me threatening messages.

they're my stories

[Futz]

that doesnt sound like a bad date, just think you got quite a funny story out of it!!!
i'm gonna pretend this thread is about bad experiences with potential mates because i prefer this story and me and my friend absolutely cry when we tell it


18+ MATERIAL DO NOT READ BUT ITS QUITE A GOOD READ

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well it was a normal cloudy night when we were invited to a house party this guy was having, we knew him because he was a friend of this group of girls we knew. I think the party wasn't very good so he asked people to invite anyone, so me and a few of my friends went because who doesnt love a good house party. Well, in this group of girls there was this girl I had hooked up with a few times at previous house parties (by hooking up i only mean the odd finger) so we instantly got together again, the night went on and it was a good house party etc, many laughs to be had but this story is about what happened after

Ok so after I was with that girl again and my mate was with her friend so we was like, decent lets get to work. My friend had a cousin who had her own place above a shop, her and her boyfriend are both super safe so they let us use it while they were out etc. So me and my friend go back to my friends cousins house with these girls and we start drinking some more and then we proceed to start kissing etc the girls we were with. I was on the sofa and my friend was on the floor with ****loads of duvets. As we're getting pretty down with these girls, his cousin comes back with her boyfriend and his mate so me and my mate are like "ahhhh ****", they bust in our room and we pop our naked head up like "yooooooooooooo", the friend his cousins with just fully passes out on the wooden floor of the room we're in and then we're there for like 30 mins have general chitchat with his cousin and her boyfriend but the look in our eyes is like "PLEASE LEAVE WE WERE SO CLOSE" but we cant say that cuz its her place

It's about 3AM at this point and during the time we're speaking to them my girl falls a sleep and my mates girl is lying down with a blanket round her (asleep I presume). So after a 30 minute convo I'm like hey wake up but she was pretty much asleep by then and I felt a bit rapey so I just left her and went to sleep next to her on this BOILING HOT LEATHER COUCH (the most uncomfortable sleep i've ever had) my mates girl is awake tho so they're just whispering and **** so I go to sleep like **** it, I'm done so i go to sleep

An hour into my sleep, I wake up due to godzilla like banging, seriously the floor was shaking and I look over and my mate is fully going at it, I silently admire him but I really want to go back to sleep because i'm so hot, bothered and i have a dead arm now 'cause this girl is cutting off all circulation. After no success at sleeping I'm forced to witness and sit through the entire thing, I swear they ****** like 3 times, all this time i'm hearing every dirty remark such as "ill give you head", on the 3rd ******* smash i hear her go "*** on my belly", then they go and wash themselves up in the bathroom the cheeky *****

I'm there fully horrified with my eyes closed pretending to be asleep, then they get back under the duvets and then out of ******* no where she goes "what would you rate it out of 10" my mate goes "10" and I being the comical ******* I am, say "yeah i'd give it a 9, you had great form throughout the endevour but I think you could have gone for a 4th" my friend busts out laughing and the girl is embarassed to hell but i have quite a good friendship with the girl anyway so she just laughs it off. THEN THE CHEEK they continue the convo and she was like "dont say 10 you liar, be honest" and he goes "9". after this i eventually get back to sleep but the morning convos were awkward but me and my mate both knew we shared something that would bond us for life

funny thing is, it's been 3 years and my friend still says it's the best **** he's ever had, and since then I've been present for other times he's ******* girls, we need to stop but we just end up in these situations

oh and the guy on the floor, he was passed out for the entire thing, but the floor man, the floor was shaking

I hope you enjoyed the story, I apologise if you didn't tho

[Yawn]

reported for off topic futz

[wixard]

Well, in this group of girls there was this girl I had hooked up with a few times at previous house parties (by hooking up i only mean the odd finger)

DEAD.

omg i'd never ask a guy to rate me out of 10 in fear of them saying like '2'

[Futz]

reported for off topic futz

pls no
define: date
a social or romantic appointment or engagement.



it counts

[sex]

mm i wish i was that girl in your arms futz
great story
we need more people

[Futz]

I agree, especially when they involve gropey brazillians and 17 year old girls getting with innocent 14 year old boys

I like how it doesn't seem to be frowned upon
I should have aimed higher when I was 12 :HeartEyes:

[e5]

I never had an actual date, just got a gf b4 a proper date that is awkward and stuff