Crazy Christmas Carols - Ends 26th December

[Sho]

During this time every year shops constantly play Christmas music and judging on how often I go to town during the month of December you'd think that I'd know the lyrics to every Christmas song out there by now - not true. I'm actually terrible at learning lyrics and to make things worse I decide to make the lyrics up as I go along if I don't know them and end up making up some pretty ridiculous songs.

For this competition I'd like you to do the same thing! Simply take a verse from any Christmas song and change the lyrics.

The funniest entry will win!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

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i wish it could be my birthday everyday then id get xbox 1 and sleigh or i wish it could be my birthday everyday!!! then i could eat cake all day !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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santa habbox, i forgot to mention one big thing, awesome-ness, i don't mean noob-ness, santa habbox, so hurry down the chimney tonight!

[Scoobiee]

(Slightly inappropriate.)

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
im telling you why

Santa Claus is watching you sleep.

He's tappin your phone
Readin your mail
Keeping a watch
and making a trail

Santa Claus is watching you sleep.

He's making a file
checking it twice
He'll know if you've been naughty or nice
Santa Claus is watching you sleep

He watches from your yard
Hiding in a bush
This is how he keeps a tab
on what kids he should nab.Hey!

(I don't even know why it turned violent.)

Santa's a stalker, so listen well.
You better behave. Be good and kind
Or Santa will sneak up from behind
And make you... jingle... his bell.

[Bankai90]

12 Days of Fast Food (12 Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.