Magnificent Menus - Ends 20th April

[Yupt]

Have you noticed that whenever you go to a restaurant, they somehow manage to make every dish on the menu sound delicious. Even the most basic of foods sound so complex and desirable. For this competition take the dishes posted below and rewrite them as if they were on a luxury restaurant menu.

Beef Burger and Onion Rings

Fish and Chips

Sausage, Chips and Beans

Keep it realistic and try not to make it too long. The combination of entries I consider the best will win.

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[LiquidLuck.]

Grilled Beef Burger accompanied with Crispy Sour Cream Onion Rings

Battered Haddock sided with Crunchy Deep-Fried Chips

Smoked Sausages & Chunky Chips & Baked Beans

[Honor-Branch]

The Beefiest Beef Burger and the Onionest Onion Rings

The fishiest fish and the chippiest chips

the sausagiest sausage , the chippiest chips and the beanest beans

[Officer-Gamer]

Beef Burger and Onion Rings- Australian slow cooked premium beef delightfully situated between two, soft, cloud like buns with a side of spiced Onion rings seasoned with the finest batter.

Fish And Chips: Fully matured whiting, cooked with tender loving care with a side of Sliced potatoes fried in the finest greek oil
seasoned with Italian Salt and Herbs.

Smoked Sausages, Chunky Chips & beans - Tender cooked sausages slow rolled for that true sausage taste and smell, accompanied with Tender potato chips with a side of the magical fruit. (No Pun Intended)

[goldenRAINBOWxo]

Beefiest Beef Burger served with a side portion of crispy battered onion rings
Battered cod served with homemade deep-fried chips
Pork Sausages served with homemade chips and Heinz beans

[Drake.]

Beefito burgerito con ringos de oniones
Fish!to y chipsatas
Sausagito, chipsatas y los beanos

[Matt]

Beef Burger and Onion Rings
- Gourmet English beef in a freshly baked Italian roll accompanied with deep fried french onion rings, topped with fresh Garnish.

Fish and Chips
- Fresh Atlantic Cod cooked in a range of spices served with the worlds finest potato chips with homemade tomato sauce.

Sausage, Chips and Beans
- Slow-cooked German Sausages with a side of crunchy chips and a serving of freshly opened heinz beans