Funny news of the day

[LiquidLuck.]

Thought I'd share this one from the UK first:

Britain's most elderly escort, 85, says she will not give up world's oldest profession - despite health problems and being disowned by her family (including former X Factor star Katie Wassiel). She earns £250 an hour!

Article here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...-still-3571324

And: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...e-Wassiel.html

Secondly this is a very interesting one as well that comes directly from Brazil:

A man called Xerox hated his name and decided to get his revenge by giving strange names to his children. Xerox has two sisters called Authenticated and Photocopy (both translations from the Portuguese), and his children are named Xerlaine, Xequira, Xeroline, Brucesfielde and Stamp - should mention that not even in Portuguese the first four names make any sense and the last one is the translation. Finally, not really sure why, he decided to name one of his boys Carlos Eduardo which would be something like Charles Edward, which even though it's not a common combination, it turns out to be pretty normal compared to the ones of his siblings.

Thoughts? (''Wtf is wrong with the world?'')

[Becca]

not really sure about the names but
right on for that old lady i am gonna ask her for tips

[akeel$]

LMFAOOOOO THE FIRST ONE IS VERY AMUSIN!!

[lRhyss]

"DailyMail"

but lol.

[FlyingJesus]

If you're making good money and enjoying what you do why should you ever stop lol but omf Brucesfielde how on earth do you come up with that

[wordofwisdom]

lol the first one is funny to be honest

[Danny]

I assume the first one makes that amount of money cause Wayne Rooney is one of her main clients.