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[MKR&*42]

I was scrolling through some old Tumblr posts of mine yesterday and I came across a pretty funny one about a new range of German-themed nail polish. The names were all related to Germany somehow; for example, "Don't talk Bach to me", "Berlin there, done that!" and my personal favourite "Ger-manicure". After having a good chuckle at all of the names, I thought "Hey... this'll be a good competition idea!".

So, I'd like you to come up with a name for a nail polish that is related to Britain in some way (a pun essentially) - the funniest will win!

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[!:random!:!]

britanail

[Cassiieee]

Britanier

[Reality]

Britain's new polish
RuleBrtiainiaLondisExrtavigansa

[Brad]

Londonion, it's the new vegetable that is in the onion family that taste like tea and crumpets

[ot12]

union jackaranda lol
britaingent

[lemons]

Lizzie Lips

omg wait its nail polish LMFAO

ok i dno

[Brad]

Londonion, it's the new vegetable that is in the onion family that taste like tea and crumpets

Omg. It's for nail polish. That's gay. Uhm, frig. GOnna use mine still. Haha