First World Problems - Ends 20th July

[MKR&*42]

I'm sure many of us have heard of the term 'first world problems', 'white whine' or 'white people problems'. They're essentially issues that are deemed to be a non-issue to anyone except white/privileged people - e.g. "Spread cold butter on my toast, the bread tears apart " or "I left the remote... on the other side of the room ". Anyway, I think we should try and come up with an even better trend (much like 'over educated people problems').

So for this competition, come up with a new mock trend following the style "_____ problems" and give me an example of an issue that could go with this trend!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[llily1000]

" latte drinking troubles " - omg i can't believe how many people are spamming my phone.. ughg my life sucks *sigh* i totally need some coffee

[Becca]

when you rip that small bit of skin hanging off that really hurts at the side of your nail and it hurts all day. #firstworldproblems

[DJVeni98]

Mc Donalds doesn't deliver #FirstWorldProblems

[Nick]

When one side of your earphones/headphones stop working

[Honor-Branch]

no more toilet paper and ur already taking a poopie

[something07]

Just used my last Pandora skip, and every song sucks now.