Save me a slice - Ends 8th August

[Yupt]

We've all been in that position - you have something that everyone wants, a slice of pizza, some sweets, devilishly good looks etc. The only problem is, as much as you'd like to give your best friend a slice of your pepperoni pizza, once others see that you're giving out slices they'll all want in on the action - which leads to the awkward moment. What excuse to use. For this competition come up with the best excuse you can think of to get out of sharing your pizza with your best friend.

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[Honor-Branch]

i sneezed on it

[Bloop]

um sorry i didnt brush my teeth the whole morning and i dont wanna poison you to death.
besides, i dropped it on the floor a few times before
i also have um diseases so please stay away
and this is MY food go get YOUR OWN bye

if all else fails, "I HVNT EATEN ALL DAY AND YOURE TRYING TO STEAL MY FOOD YOU HEARTLESS WRENCH"

[Matt]

I'm home alone for the next week and a half and don't know how to cook so this has to last me.

[Amberr]

sorry i need the extra pizza to boost up my bra size

[Aiden]

i haven't instagramed it yet, sorry.

[BlueEyedSarah]

"Oh my gosh I think I just saw a roach crawling in the pizza!"

[Nick]

What did you say?

[Hannah]

'You know that situation in Friends where 'Joey doesn't share food'...?

Yeah... well neither does Hannah'