Mismatched Messages - Ends 15th August

[MKR&*42]

Last Friday at work we received news one of our employees had been involved in a car crash, so naturally we all got her a 'Get Well Soon!' card and wrote our own personal messages in it. Unfortunately, someone had a bit of a blonde moment and started writing her a message as if she was quitting her job. He managed to write "Good luck in the..." before quickly realising and proceeding to almost bash his head on the desk LOL. I myself have messed up with cards before and managed to buy one of my sisters an anniversary card instead of a birthday card... yes I still don't quite know how?!

This competition will be of a different theme though. I'd like you to state what you think could be the worst message to write in a congratulations card for someone's wedding!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
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[Matt]

I enjoyed our night together...

[Hannah]

Sorry you're leaving

[freelancers]

Our son and I are happy for you!

[Honor-Branch]

I had her first

[BlueEyedSarah]

"Enclosed in this card is our divorce papers"

[Absently]

She's a keeper - I'd know

[Bloop]

Hello. Congratulations on finally being taken off the shelf by an unsuspecting dimwit. Hopefully you won't get refunded. Again.
I guess I will miss you; after all the times we have spent together. Sigh. But I guess all good things come to an end. Here, I wish you all the best in your marriage and keep in mind that if you encounter any difficulties, I will always be here for you. (;

xx,
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[OldLoveSong]

hope you enjoy my sloppy seconds !