Drunken Failbook - Ends 7th October

[Martin]

So, recently I decided to go to London for the first time ever! The aim was not to look at the beautiful scenery and tall buildings such as that clock thing and wheel they have there, but to go clubbing and get incredibly drunk! This would be my first time getting properly drunk and so I was a bit wary of what to expect! A few hundred skittles bombs later (don't do it kids!), and I was about to find out! I woke up the next morning to find I had posted things on my facebook wall which I could barely even remember - one involving a girl! (I am gay!)

For this competition I would like you to come up with the worst Facebook status you could possibly post when you are drunk and therefore have no idea what you are doing! The most embarrassing and awkward entry will win!


Prize: 5 Credits & 15 Rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[Cassiieee]

A am Nut DRInk

(I am not drunk)

[Bloop]

Competishuns is derh worst department evaa

[Honor-Branch]

dont do school
stay in drugs

[Brad]

"I just took a dump on the floor.. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehe"

[Harry98]

If I'm tryna **** with you, you better appreciate that **** because there's a lot of other mother****** are tryna **** with me and I tryna focus on you.

[Nick]

i am the assistant forum manager at habbox

[Paige.]

why did i agree to come out tonight... i could be playing habbo right now

[!:random!:!]

Am swooo downne withjm drinking i went to bed with a 10 and woke up twioth a 2 WHUUTTT( AM SO DONE WITH DRINKING I WENT TO BED WITH A 10 AND WOKE UP WITH A 2 WHAT?)