Drunken Stupidity

[scottish]

What's the stupidest you've done when drunk?

[buttons]

prob loads but once i accidently rang my driving instructor thinking it was my brother crying and asking her to pick me up
AWKWARDDDDD

[Richie]

Started doing some dirty dancing with my mates auntie at his mothers 40th..... in front of their husband............ ****, that night will never leave my mind.


i try not to drink anymore cos im a joke when im drunk

[Zelda]

i'd assume my worst is when i was in corfu, got exceedingly drunk at accomodation and danced on the bar twerking for a load of old ppl and perves

[Jurv]

don't really do anything that bad but i'm often seen grinding/twerking against this massive bear statue in a club

oh and for some reason i seem to think i'm beyonce when i'm drunk and go all out if she gets played.. lmao

[jake87385]

Threw a kebab at a tree because I thought it was watching me

[Stephen]

i got lost in spain when i went there with my dad once
anyway i only had a little bit of credit left on my phone so i decided i better call someone to come find me as i sit on the path unable to walk properly... Sooo do I phone my dad???? NO i phone my ******* mum back in england. Credit ran out so i walked whatever direction down the road (falling over quite a few times in front of laughing clubbers) then I reached the beach and bumped into my dad

THE END

I was so relieved that i didnt get kidnapped and gang raped by a crazy group of spanish men
after a few mass arguments with my dad who was the one who walked off pissed and left me stranded i've never seen him since and that was like over 4 years ago

END END

[Jssy]

don't really do anything that bad but i'm often seen grinding/twerking against this massive bear statue in a club

oh and for some reason i seem to think i'm beyonce when i'm drunk and go all out if she gets played.. lmao

omg same when single ladies comes on im the next beyonce


erm i ****dropped in mcdonalds, i always ****drop when drunk hahaha