Jailbird - Ends 18th June

[Inseriousity.]

Orange is the New Black released its 3rd season today. At the time of writing this, I'm only up to episode 3 (I've decided to take it slow rather than rushing it) so no spoilers! A lot of the backstories of the characters are heartbreaking and they're often in prison for good reason. For this competition, I'd like you to tell me the reason that you'd end up in prison. It can be heartbreaking and tragic or lighthearted and funny. Thankfully, I know none of you are in prison at the moment so it doesn't have to be true (or end up true either! Stay good!). The best answer will win, good luck.

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep

[Joe]

I moan too much, so I'll probably be sent to prison for being too rude to a staff member somewhere, and be escorted out by security and then i'd probably argue with them and then i will when the police come. oh god i'm mean

[hsgiveaway]

id be sent to prison for DJing the wrong site name lmao

[Honor-Branch]

for being black (its true in america)

[Samantha]

For making too many birthday threads at 11:59pm the day before.

[Nick]

For punching @GoldenMerc;s mum

[BreakfastBacon]

I would hear some alarm go off in some film, think its the purge and...

you'll never guess what

>.>
<.<


I would JAYWALK

[!:random!:!]

for killing the competitions dept.

[Katy]

Probably shoplifting by accident.


I'm the clumsy kind that would walk out with something in their hand without realising-.-