Deck the Halls - Ends 23rd December

[Johannes]

Deck the halls with boughs of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! We've all been there. Standing hand in hand with our beloved family members, whether it's an uncle or an aunt, singing boring old Christmas carols when you really just want to get something to eat and open your presents. Why can’t you just sing some newer songs that are more - modern?

For this competiton, I want you to re-writre a verse or two of an old Christmas Carol, making it more in step with todays times.
.The most creative will win.


Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Rep

[Joe]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a brand new Xbox One
And if you ever played it
You would even say it blows
All of the other reindeer
Used to call and give him the blame
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any online games

for goodness sake the things i do for these comps

[CottonCandle]

Deck the halls with bundles of furni, fa la la la la la la la!

It's the season to give prezzies, fa la la la la la la la!
Don we now our Habbo couture, fa la la la la la la la!
Troll the ancient Welcome Lounge, fa la la la la la la la!

See the castle fireplace before us, fa la la la la la la la!
Buy a jukebox and mute it, fa la la la la la la la!

Follow me @CottonOnHabbo, fa la la la la la la la!
While I tell of goldbar giveaways, fa la la la la la la la!

Fast away the LTD passes, fa la la la la la la la!
Hail the new, though it looks like (...), fa la la la la la la la!
Spam the rooms all together! fa la la la la la la la!
Heedless of the mods and staff, fa la la la la la la la!

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Bonus: I sang it.