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We have all heard absolutely dreadful similes in our time, even without realising it. From cheesey to just plain bad, similes come in all shapes and forms. A simile is a wat of expressing something by referencing it to an object or something that is not. For example: "Your eyes are as blue as the ocean." I have heard really dreadful similes, such as "You two are as close as two peas in a tin". Like.. what?
For this competition, I'd like you to tell me the silliest simile you can think of. The silliest will win.
Note: It still has to make sense though!
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30-01-2016, 10:06 AM #1
Silly Similes - Ends 8th February
Last edited by James; 04-02-2016 at 12:18 AM.
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03-02-2016, 12:14 PM #3
"You two are as close as two peas in a tin". WHO SAYS THAT? It's two peas in a pod.
Mine: "As dull as colours" generally most colours aren't dull.
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08-02-2016, 06:28 PM #4
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08-02-2016, 06:40 PM #5
Okay, this is a real one I've heard.
"You are just as smart as an AI!"
Bearing in mind most "AI"s I've encountered are more like "Absolute Idiots" than "Artificial Intelligences"...
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