Anti-Valentines - Ends 19th February

[Elegance]

On the date that I'm writing this competition it's currently Valentines Day, I only woke up a 2 hours ago and already my timeline on every single social media is filled with pictures and paragraphs of couples being all lovey dovey meanwhile I'm sat in bed stuffing my face with chocolate. I'm not usually a big scrooge when it comes to times like this but it sure does make me feel a little sad that I'm all lonely on a day like this!

So, for this competition I'd like you to suggest a way in which you could ruin someone else's Valentines. Whether it's by throwing baked beans all over roses intended for their lover or just flat out murdering their date, try to be as crazy (or evil) as your imagination allows you!

Prize: 1 Week VIP, 2 Raffle Tickets & 15 Rep

[Grayham]

Plant a stink bomb in the room they are supposed to have a romantic meal!

[Prosiary]

set a trap in the room so they get set on fire as soon as they both walk in

[thms]

kill cupid

[Neptupid]

Sneeze on them x

[Minion?!]

Tell them their date is about to propose.. make them paranoid all night.. then make them feel disappointed when nothing happens

[_spirit]

Tell them there date has been arested

[Empousa]

(THIS ONLY WORKS ON A FULL MOON.)

So, you're out on an early evening dinner date with somebody you totally despise. First fake you really love them, give them lots of romantic little gifts. Then on Valentine's Day act really weird. Double over as the sun starts to set, run to the bathroom... pull out the stage makeup kit. Make yourself out to be like a werewolf, then howl as loud as you can. Somebody comes to investigate, you attack them. Their yell brings the customers including your 'date' running to investigate. Then proceed to attack and attempt to bite your date. You'll get kicked out of the establishment but you'll also have traumatised the 'date' for life.

[Matt]

bed their significant other

[Kellie]

Tell them their partner murdered someone and got away with it