Sorry For My Sins - Ends 9th March

[Elegance]

I remember when I was only 7 years old, I had to take part in reconciliation at church where I had to privately tell my priest something that I was sorry for and we'd pray together to ask God for forgiveness. This was compulsory for me in order take my first holy communion but at the time I honestly couldn't think of anything that I was sorry for so I'm going to outright admit here that I completely lied to my priest and said that I was sorry for something that I didn't even do. Looking back, I can't even remember what I actually told my priest but I just remember that it was definitely a lie.

So, for this competition I'd like you to suggest something that would've been funny to ask my priest for forgiveness for (not) doing. It could be anything like saying I'm sorry for feeding bacon to my pet pig but whatever it is, the funniest entry will win!

Prize: 5 Credits, 2 Raffle Tickets & 15 Rep

[Elegance]

First competition of the month! x

[_spirit]

I'm sorry for getting drunk and kissing a cow

[Expling]

sorry for drinking holy water

[Snotted]

sorry 4 raiding the biscuit jar in 2005

[Abracadavre]

im sorry for all them alter boys

[Jah]

I'm sorry for tripping a church member while she was walking in

[Empousa]

I'm sorry for singing 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells' at the end of the school Nativity while the rest sung the proper song.

[x-s-x]

I'm sorry for kissing a girl.. idk

[Cerys]

Sorry for getting drunk off of the holy wine (definitely dont regret it though)