Present Finder - Ends 25th April

[Minion?!]

With my 18th birthday just around the corner, my friends in school have been thinking of what exactly to buy me, and believe me, some of the things are extremely weird!

So, for this competition, I'd like you guys to tell me the weirdest gift you would give to someone for their birthday, and why.
The weirdest shall win!

Prize: 5 Credits, 2 Raffle Tickets and 15 Rep

[disbedizzle]

an envelope of my hair and your hair braided that you will receive every birthday no matter where you are. {bertie_old}

[4elijahu4]

A card saying I love you more than I love my mom. Now that is awkward!

[Expling]

ok this is bad but I always find buying someone lynx/smelly stuff as a present awkward because

a) idk it seems cheap and not really thought about
b) suggests they smell
c) you never know how many others will get them it

so it usually ends up with my brother getting like 5 lynx boxes on his bday from all the aunties and uncles which isn't bad
just awks
he's like
do i smell :/