Dumbest lie

[scottish]

What's the stupidest lie you've ever told anyone?

[Futz]

when I was like 11-12 I shaved a slit into my eyebrow because I thought it was cool

I told my parents I got it trapped in my gameboy

absolutely little to no idea what made me come up with such a poor lie butI went with it, family still mock me about it to this day

[Samantha]

It wasn't a lie as such as I had every intention of going, but I just couldn't be bothered.

I asked this person if I could swap a shift at work so I could go to a sort of reunion for a youth group I used to attend, we swapped and I did his shift. 4pm came when I should have been at the reunion, instead I decided not to go and bought the new Limited Edition Rare on Habbo instead.

I know that isn't really a lie, but the next day I was in work and he asked me how the reunion went and I said "Yeah it was good, it was quiet though" (for the record, I did come clean about it eventually, as we actually dated for a little while so I thought I'd best tell him, he didn't mind at all) so that's where the lie really came into place.