[Easter] Super Jesus - Ends 16th April [Win HxEE Points!]

[Sloths]

So mostly every kid gets taught the Easter story in primary school. All about how Jesus comes to Jerusalem to celebrate Passover, then Judas betrays Jesus, Jesus and his disciples have the Last Supper, Jesus gets crucified and then placed in a tomb.

He then mysteriously escapes and the rock guarding the tomb has been moved????

How did this happen? Did Jesus just become Super Jesus and pull out Thors hammer and bash the tomb to pieces?

You tell me! Your task is to make up a story of how Jesus got out of the tomb.

Make it crazy and exciting as the most eggstravagant answer will win!

Prize: 2 Weeks Competitions VIP & 5 HxEE Points!
(You get 1 HxEE point simply for entering!)

[Martin]

Easter Competition now open! Get yourself some points!

[Brad]

After the three days, Jesus used his cell phone to text his friend Ash Ketchum to come and bring his diglett to dig him out.

After he got out, he went onto compete in the Elite Four and now reigns champion over all of Kanto Region

[sexpot]

After three days, a mysterious sound is heard in the tomb

VWWWWWWOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

VWWWWWWWWWOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Suddenly a figure in a long scarf emerges!
I'm the Doctor!

Jesus is understandly freaked out but at the same time curious and after three days exploring the whole of time and space The Doctor drops him off safe and sound back in Bethelem

[FlyingJesus]

He called up Claude Makelele who just booted the stone aside with his immense right foot. KAPOW.

[Samantha]

Jesus was bored in the tomb, he didn't want to be like Superman whereby the death was just that (for now) - he wanted people to think of him as an hero once more, not to be dead in the ground or behind a tomb. He attempted for three days to escape from the dreaded tomb, but originally it was to no avail. He decided to search every crevice and found a pick axe, he began picking away at the stone to the entrance to the tomb. He kept trying for hours, and just when he gave up hope, he heard that gut wrenching hissing noise, unbeknown to him it would help. It got louder, he saw the Creeper and boom! Light filled the tomb, Jesus had to cover his eyes from the extensive natural light that was beckoning on him. Once he had composed himself, he prayed and thanked the Creeper and finally escaped the tomb.

[Keegan]

The doctor transported into the tomb in the tardis and offered Jesus to escape the tomb in the tardis and then they both travel the universe together and explore different places in space, in the past and in the future. They battle aliens and monsters together and have loads of fun.

[Conor]

He walked out? Or he could've rolled out... Who knows?

[_spirit]

he used some tnt from minecraft

[Lewis]

Matthew 28:2 There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it.

Need I say anymore?

For the purposes of this competition, it's pretty clear he called up his Papa on his iPhone and asked for his Father's right hand to descend from heaven and move the stone, to allow him to escape and appear before others 3 days later as he said he would.