Biscuit Rap

[Adam$]

Because, Because..
Because you can keep any bi**h, I got my Rich tea,
I tell ya' I'm a junkie, a flunkie,
Cruisin' mah S with an Oreo,
Don't need a ho, Got my Gary Bol-die,
Not bal though.. He's gone now.
I need a Kit-Kat,
Where my Rhyme's at,
With the beat,
I can't cheat,
Can a biscuit cheat like a mother?
- Hell No!

But Johnny, Don't you know (oh, oh!)
Don't be a fool when you dippem' in your tea,
There not, Gonna not, gonna make you happy!

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell, I'm gon' say it again, 'case you missed it.
I ain't dunkin no Girl like a biscuit,
Never going to change, so don't try to twist it.

But Johnny, Don't you know (oh, oh!)
Don't be a fool when you dippem' in your tea,
There not, Gonna not, gonna make you happy!

I ain't gonna have a roll in the hay (no way!)
I'll have a fit roll, you dig bro?
Don't wanna go and have fun, I stay one with a bourbon,
A hob-***, That's the only dawg I'm dippin', I ain't flippin',
Wanna Cookie? You'd be trippin',
The ho's say, "Try my choc-chip treats" - That ain't sweet, I ain't no piece of meat,
I want wafer, You better wait for..
A night with a she dawg, You wanna biscuit,
But dawg don't got none, Nooo!

Don't be a fool when you dippem' in your tea,
Even though they're nice, and lush with cheese

[ Hush up, B**ch! ]
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell, I'm gon' say it again, 'case you missed it.
I ain't dunkin no Girl like a biscuit,
Never going to change, so don't try to twist it.
(hell, no..)

Can you see, the philoshepy,
Of the desire that these biscuits that they have in me?
And my soul, will ever be in twine with the whole left,
When a mother, However fine,
Tries to share her life with my biccie time.

Don't be a fool when you dippem' in your tea,
There not, Gonna not, gonna make you happy!

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell, I'm gon' say it again, 'case you missed it.
I ain't dunkin no Girl like a biscuit,
Never going to change, so don't try to twist it.
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell, I'll say it once more, 'case you missed it.
I ain't dunkin no Girl like a biscuit,
Never going to change, so don't try to twist it, Yeah.

Some of you may reckognise this from
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

[Adam$]

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