To Skip School (Senior School)

[BloodKane90]

Have u got up and wanna lie in bed well readh ere this is class what i thought of

1. If your mum says right get up my mum is soft and easy to trick i said ok mum
got my tie on went out walked up the road i had some drink in my mouth i never drunk i spat it out and said i been sick she says come back so i wen't back and went to toliet and pertend to do consterpation noises she said should i ring the school i said yes mum my Bowl is hurting she said ok take it easy in there within 1 hour i was on the pc being excited with my mum playing her music with earphones and that was the skipping day for me

2. You Can just stay in bed put water on your body and shiver HaHaHaHaHa

3. Or drink alot of coke and become sick...


4. Have the window open sleep without nothing sleep with boxers like u all do accept girls i dont know what they sleep in p-j or knickers and then you will be ill.

5. You Can Just eat chocolate and be sick Lol.

6. You Can tell your mum you wan't to skip school if she says no then pertend to faint and hit your head

[ross]

Lmao, thanks.

Or I just don't go to school? "BYE MUM!! -runs into the fields!"


But if I ask my Mum let's be stay off, most of the time.

[stephen-]

I Say:
"Can I Stay Off Tommorrow"
And My Mum/Dad Say:
"Yes"

But It Isnt That Often they will let me ^^

[BloodKane90]

Lol thats how i skive

[Magnet]

Skiving isn't pretending your ill.

Skiving is when your parents/guardian think you've gone to school, but really you've gone somewhere other then school.

[BloodKane90]

Nope Skiveing Can be either actually

It can be you dont go to school
you pertend your ill

or go somewhere else

[Kieeran]

And by skiving you think your clever? ok ive done it but it dont get you a future does it

[Carlos]

My school ring your house if your not there.

But my bro sometimes answers and says im ill :p

[Roboevil]

I could try that, or go to school early, take a detour, get really really drunk on the way and wake up to find that you've missed school =].

[Bef]

Yes robo good idea. -Gets bottle of vodka- Damn im not in school anymore it wont work. Hmmm anway theres a downside to that plan... U may actually be so drunk u think school is a good idea and go there... and end up being kicked out. Hm maybe thats not such a downside...
Actually YES! dont get kicked out of school kids... being a bum is no fun. U can just watch tv, go to the gym, go shopping all day and then go to the pub... then sleep in till 2 in the afternoon. Hmm... Don't listen to me im a bum.