Worst..Newsie..Ever

[Sabre_1]

Is it just me or has the newsie gone completely out the window? This weeks encounters so many problems I briefly considered giving myself a terminal illness so my last wish would be to see Habbo Newsie's exterminated.

So a few of you are now wondering "I saw nothing wrong with it, what's this Sabre dude banging on about?". Well let's see:

• There was no actual news, just a bunch of people writing about either stuff we already know or stuff we don't really care about. Even the BattleBall stuff was whack, we'd seen half of it before anyway.
  
• Poems. These seem to get worse every time I read the thing. This week is no exception. Poems that consisted of about 4 lines, no point, hardly any subject, and didn't even rhyme where they were supposed to. Hint fellas: Safe does not rhyme with scammed!
  
• Habbo Tonight. What a complete farse! Nobody even cares about that kind of stuff. What was it you say? Well it was a bunch of near famous Habbos bouncing up and down all over the place and covering us in verbal faeces about how bloody magnificent they are. Moonglowgirl likes theatre, well woop-de-bloody-do!
  
• Dionysus interview with a bot. a bloody bot?! A: They're fictitious. He isn't actually talking to them, it's just a cheap stunt toget out of interviewing anyone with anything remotely interesting to say. B: Nothing that the bot 'said' was entertaining. Nope, none of it. I read better things on a roll of Charmin Ultra.
• Like anyone ACTUALLY cares how rare their rare is. Hello, isn't that what rare values are for? D-D-D-DUH!
• What the hell is a Safety Viking? This one is the worst of all the Safety bozo's. Password like your axe? What, heavy? Blunt? Made of wood and poorly folded steel?
• Oh and just to top it all off there was this piece of injustice:
  
  
  
  NOT nice people? Well bloody hell, here was me thinking that they were wonderful fellows. I love trying to play a game and have some oaf standing in front of me saying "pay me 1 peice of fruni n ill mooove!!!!!!1one12". DUH. What so you make a rubbish article about door blockers, and then rob it off another hotel? And don't even stop long enough to change it?

Jeeze with all these problems, why bother reading it at all? If they sent it to your house it'd be straight under my sink for emergency toilet paper. Read and wipe fellas.

I'm finished i'm gonna go make up my own interviews with fictional characters and think up Safety characters. Safety *insert pointless irrelevant historical/mythical figure here*. That'll do.

Sabre:d

[Marcus]

Should be Anything do to with Habbo ;]! Also, are you just annoyed that your article didn't get stuck in the Newsie [If you sent in one?]

Oh and just to top it all off there was this piece of injustice:



NOT nice people? Well bloody hell, here was me thinking that they were wonderful fellows. I love trying to play a game and have some oaf standing in front of me saying "pay me 1 peice of fruni n ill mooove!!!!!!1one12". DUH. What so you make a rubbish article about door blockers, and then rob it off another hotel? And don't even stop long enough to change it?
Sabre

[Chaz]

thats really cool
all the newsies r rubbish i went 2 runescape where they treat you like propler adults unlike 2 year olds

[buzzing]

Ummm.... great :s

[Carlos]

The newsies are terrible now. They just get everyone else to do it.

[timROGERS]

I said that to someone already today. Probably the the lowest quality newsie recently, they only accept stuff from pets and safety-obsessed freaks.

None of my funny articles I send in are ever included.

[xRoyal15]

Yeah it is *swears*, there is not point them even releasing one, like who ever reads it? Its rubbish.

[Carlos]

I said that to someone already today. Probably the the lowest quality newsie recently, they only accept stuff from pets and safety-obsessed freaks.

None of my funny articles I send in are ever included.

Totally agree, they never give anyone else a chance.

[Tommy]

I think you have a very good point, and i think they should get someone intresting to do newsies! I mean when newsletter has his article, it is incredibly pointless and boring!

[Marcus]

I said that to someone already today. Probably the the lowest quality newsie recently, they only accept stuff from pets and safety-obsessed freaks.

None of my funny articles I send in are ever included.

I also agree, May article's have never been published in the UK newsie, only on .com, but you have to agree, The amount of articles they get which is bound to be spam.
I think they just look at the Habbo's name and if it's someone they like they'll stick it in.