Swearing at the wrong times

Tell us your stories of when you swore accidentally at the wrong time :P

Today during a School Council meeting I just about swore infront of the Assistant Headteacher, 'There's no need to take the p...' and I just stopped at P and then an awkward silence, some laughs and a rather stern look heading my way :P

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In spanish;

Teacher; Can you just take this seriously for five minutes?
Me; Can't you just realise I don't give a **** about spanish?

F word for the record. She was not amused. I never actually disrupted the class, I just sat listening to music for an hour then left. She should have just let me be and fail, because I was prepared to anyway.

I don't believe I've ever had a wrong time. People shouldn't take offence to a pissing word.

I've tried to say sorry to my teacher before but he screamed at me and I lost it and verbally moaned back, got excluded for two weeks.

i had books set on the table in school library and the librarian walked past with her fat ass and knocked them all over and my cola fell onto photographs for a project and i said "nice one you fat *****" i was gonna say cow instead but it didn't come out "/ two week detention :S

Haha, that usually happens to me, twice in a week.

In my French lesson. :P

Listening to lily allen the fear,
and head of sixth form came in and asked for quiet, and i was singing to myself like doing work on my own and i went "i want loads of clothes, and **** loads of diamonds"
o dear :p

when i was like 10 me and my brother were at the front door talking to my brothers mate and i tried phoning my dad to which he never replied. i thought i put the phone down but it went onto answer machine which they listened to later on and heard me say "elephant ******". (i have no recollection as to why :P).

I was doing an impression of a chav effing and blinding and the assistand head was behind me :S

Also in ict, i was eating yoghurt, and i dropped it in my bag n I went oh *Removed* and once again the teacher was behind me ;l

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I was in skegness and went to this market thing and a guy was selling a 4gig iphone i went like this

ME: ********
MUM: Whhaaaattt!?!?
ME: Hes lying

I have always sworn at the wrong times and always will. Especially on buses.

i swear practically every other word so most things i say are usually at the wrong time :(

The funniest was in music tech and something on protools was messing up and i go of ffffffffffffffff and then the teacher just finishes it off.

Hmmm the worst gotta be swimming in pe and someone got my clothes wet and i go you ******* idiot have you got **** for brains or something. Anyway turned round and PE teacher was there and to make it even worse i finished it with o ****.

Just got a lecture on how i shouldn't use that sort of language.

Doing a chav stand-up (with all the language) in front of my friends, and a couple of sixth formers... then I turn around to see my head of year there... and then I remembered that I heard the door open ten minutes ago...

ive said jesus christ and for gods sake infront of a vicar...
bad timingg

I said "n ****" to a chemistry teacher, it kinda slipped out, but he's an old man and he didn't notice.

At my friends nan's house:

Friend: Damn, lost the level.
Me: * filtered word * IM BEING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND * filtered word *!
* Friend's nan frowns at me *

F and S words.

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Originally Posted by Leaahh.

ive said jesus christ and for gods sake infront of a vicar...
bad timingg

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that happened in our church once my friend said "OH MY GOD really?" and she got a funny look from the vicar's wife and she said "oh my god sorry, OH MY GOD i just did it again, omg i can't stop, OH MY GOD" she hates it when we take the lord's name in vain or w/e llolol

Uh yeah, when me and this idiot had a fight in sports... as the teacher led us to the office I kept saying "that ******* ******" and things like that in front of him, he heard me but didn't do anything lol.

i said **** in front of a kid

happened just today actually, was in Biology and i dropped my iPhone on the floor and shouted "OH ****" (f word) really loudly. Teacher just gave me this really stern look :P

I do it all the time, most teachers don't mind.

I curse constantly, so it's no biggie if I let one out in public.

teachers cuss at us? they dont give a **** if we cuss.

got expelled for swearing.

When things go wrong in art/chemistry there tends to be a few swear words shouted. Though the other day miss thanked me for only saying "ohcrap" and not swearing properly.

back in the days of working in the supermarket, i picked the phone up and dialled for the tannoy, it was something along the lines of 'customer ann- oh s***, this one doesnt work' and put the phone down. didn't know it until i was told when I went downstairs.

headmaster stood on my foot and i yelled "**** MY FOOT"

he was like "/ then he laigehd at me and walked off without apologising

dunno but i once said to my mate that our english teacher had a nice ass a bit to loud... :P

accidently swore in the middle of starbucks when I lost a hand in poker, and it was a pretty big one. it was pretty funny, because my friend had his laptop on and was watching my game.

Well my headteachers pretty sound, me and my mates were full on wrestling (spearing and all that) and headteacher comes over and says "cmon lads its hometime" if it was anyone it'd be like "get off the grounds please or youll be in seclusion", but swearing wise , we can swear and only get "watch your language" but the worst time i swear was when i was quietly arguing with my mate then it got louder and class quietnd down and i went "shut the f$%* up!"

Our teachers do nothing if we swear.. :)

A few of the teachers dont mind swearing if its kept to a minimum, no random swear words like, although if you in the Mentors room he does not care as he swears aswell lmao

I remember my geography teacher swearing openly. He was like 45 or something and just didn't care at all. He didn't mind if we did either even if it was at him in protest, such a sound guy and we all got A's too :S. He also poured juice over a girl without remorse for having her phone out.

One day in school my mates kept throwing those little bead sweets at me but it was really really really annoying me and i just went FOR **** SAKE STOP ******* THROWING THOSE **** SWEETS AT ME!!!! Then my teacher was like GUYS GUYS WHATS GOING ON and i was just like WELL TELL HIM TO STOP THROWING THOSE ****** SWEETS AT ME!! and then everyone was like LOL. even my teacher tbh.

all the time. iv actually gt quite a foul mouth bt it seems to gt fouler when im around old people/ young children or in college. Everyone who nose me nose wt im like thou nd just usally tell me to hush up.

I tend to do it all the time, no really bad moments stand out, but I did get told by the people who work at the Bowling Alley to "Keep the language down".

Its rare for me to swear, but if I do ever swear its usually on the bus and theres always a kid with their mum.