Swearing at the wrong times

[Rozi]

I have always sworn at the wrong times and always will. Especially on buses.

[Bren]

i swear practically every other word so most things i say are usually at the wrong time

[Hayd93]

The funniest was in music tech and something on protools was messing up and i go of ffffffffffffffff and then the teacher just finishes it off.

Hmmm the worst gotta be swimming in pe and someone got my clothes wet and i go you ******* idiot have you got **** for brains or something. Anyway turned round and PE teacher was there and to make it even worse i finished it with o ****.

Just got a lecture on how i shouldn't use that sort of language.

[Fez]

Doing a chav stand-up (with all the language) in front of my friends, and a couple of sixth formers... then I turn around to see my head of year there... and then I remembered that I heard the door open ten minutes ago...

[leah]

ive said jesus christ and for gods sake infront of a vicar...
bad timingg

[Jxhn]

I said "n ****" to a chemistry teacher, it kinda slipped out, but he's an old man and he didn't notice.

[Calon]

At my friends nan's house:

Friend: Damn, lost the level.
Me: * filtered word * IM BEING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND * filtered word *!
* Friend's nan frowns at me *

F and S words.

[buttons]

ive said jesus christ and for gods sake infront of a vicar...
bad timingg

that happened in our church once my friend said "OH MY GOD really?" and she got a funny look from the vicar's wife and she said "oh my god sorry, OH MY GOD i just did it again, omg i can't stop, OH MY GOD" she hates it when we take the lord's name in vain or w/e llolol

[Hitman]

Uh yeah, when me and this idiot had a fight in sports... as the teacher led us to the office I kept saying "that ******* ******" and things like that in front of him, he heard me but didn't do anything lol.

[camera]

i said **** in front of a kid