hey have u got a plaster
cos i hurt my knee when i fell for you
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hey have u got a plaster
cos i hurt my knee when i fell for you
Gotta say these two are my favourite of all time
You, me, handcuffs and whipped cream.. interested?
Hey, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
hello do you know
yes
Hey, do you work for UPS?
Because I saw you checking out my package.
Should I call an ambulance, cause you look like you just fell from heaven <3_<3.
I like "if i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together" until someone rudely replied "shame N and O are together".
doublepost?
I shuddered irl.Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKTARD
Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Just no.
ugh I hate chat up lines
my personal favourite is
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lmao glad you enjoyed itQuote:
Originally Posted by Shar
OT:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.
Your true colours have been revealed.Quote:
Originally Posted by JACKTARD
It's really creepy that those kind of lines are on the cheesy chat up line websites..
lmao I haven't ever used them dwQuote:
Originally Posted by Shar
nor did I come up with them (a)
Hey I'm HC
what up i got a big ****
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Originally Posted by FlyingJesus
so gonna use this
Funniest post in this thread :LQuote:
Originally Posted by FlyingJesus
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If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zip.
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If you were a bogie I would pick you first
Can I ask you 3 questions?
Am I good looking?
Are you single?
Is there a reason right now why you can't kiss me?
these are the best haha
I saw the videos of that recently, very good and clever haha! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by e5
Yeah VitalyzdTV :P
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Originally Posted by Aaron