
what up i got a big ****
If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zip.
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If you were a bogie I would pick you first
Can I ask you 3 questions?
Am I good looking?
Are you single?
Is there a reason right now why you can't kiss me?
these are the best haha
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