Post your unanswerable questions!

[Kieeran]

haha i like them + rep.

same lol + re[

[Nemo]

Why did they never show season 4 digimon? i would still be watching it if they did speaking of which, im making a digivice now..

Edit:

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?No they are 2diff things..
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?Coz things are different like that, England - Neverland , English - Neverlish.. No.
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?Ugh.. use dictionary.com
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?No coz i dont no wot disgruntled means..
• When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?uhmmm its in ur head?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Coz he makes ya broke!
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Croutons.. they are like sciency stuff right?
  
  When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? It can't talk DUH
  (see Cheese)
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?Coz racist is already taken and u dont wanna get confuzzled
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?coz wise guy is sarcasm :p
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?do they?
• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?Thats like why is 12 not pronounced onety two, its just how numbers are
• "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?No some other saddo will soon come up with the longest sentence ;P
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?dont no wot the first clause means, SORREH
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?Or Up Ex or Fed Eps
• Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?Yeah its just a saying
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?N/A or BALD
• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.How is that a question? (shuldnt of copied and pasted!)
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?To help us!
• How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?Coz they no its not and just wanna shove it in the losers faces
• Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?Yeah like double the speed woooooo[not]
• Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?I dont understand

There i have now spoilt ur fun ^^ WOOT

[samsaBEAR]

Wowza to all

What is the meaning of school i mean we all hate it

um, to educate us so we dont turn out stupid and end up destroying the human race?

Why did they never show season 4 digimon? i would still be watching it if they did speaking of which, im making a digivice now..

Edit:There i have now spoilt ur fun ^^ WOOT

preperation H is a cream thing i think, im not sure whats its for, i think women use it?

[RedStratocas]

@kooldudestabbing people

what came first ,chicken or the egg?

The egg. It cant be a chicken by definition if it didnt come from an egg.

[Nemo]

The egg. It cant be a chicken by definition if it didnt come from an egg.

very true as w/e the devolution of the chicken was gave birth to the egg which hatched wot we know as a chicken ^^ but wuld of been 1 of those things u dont notice til u look at it in the big space of time (years)

[kk.]

The egg. It cant be a chicken by definition if it didnt come from an egg.

ah yeh but where did the chicken come from to lay the egg, however here is the answer lol

Now a team made up of a geneticist, philosopher and chicken farmer claim to have found an answer. It was the egg.
Put simply, the reason is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life.
Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg.
Professor John Brookfield, a specialist in evolutionary genetics at the University of Nottingham, told the UK Press Association the pecking order was clear.
The living organism inside the eggshell would have had the same DNA as the chicken it would develop into, he said.
"Therefore, the first living thing which we could say unequivocally was a member of the species would be this first egg," he added. "So, I would conclude that the egg came first."
The same conclusion was reached by his fellow "eggsperts" Professor David Papineau, of King's College London, and poultry farmer Charles Bourns.
Mr Papineau, an expert in the philosophy of science, agreed that the first chicken came from an egg and that proves there were chicken eggs before chickens.
He told PA people were mistaken if they argued that the mutant egg belonged to the "non-chicken" bird parents.
"I would argue it is a chicken egg if it has a chicken in it," he said.
"If a kangaroo laid an egg from which an ostrich hatched, that would surely be an ostrich egg, not a kangaroo egg."
Bourns, chairman of trade body Great British Chicken, said he was also firmly in the pro-egg camp.
He said: "Eggs were around long before the first chicken arrived. Of course, they may not have been chicken eggs as we see them today, but they were eggs."

[Nemo]

ah yeh but where did the chicken come from to lay the egg, however here is the answer lol

thats like wot i sed but in some long and boring way

[kk.]

lol yeah i guess it is but mines based on science or something i lost interest after i saw how long it was its 12:21 lol to late

[Nemo]

lol yeah i guess it is but mines based on science or something i lost interest after i saw how long it was its 12:21 lol to late

so is mine and im goin bed now, cba to stay up and typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and its 12:23! :p

[Charlie]

If a tree falls in a wood, and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well, i always thought that, if you're there, it makes it sound, but if your not there, it'll still make a sound won't it?

But anyway.

What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Is the glass half empty, or half full?