Comebacks..?

[Metric.]

with the two middle fingers followed closely after

should work a treat

ya, like what do you say to somebody when they say that to you?

[Slowpoke]

with the two middle fingers followed closely after

should work a treat

nah the middle one on it's own looks so much more threatening.

[Metric.]

nah the middle one on it's own looks so much more threatening.

i give people the finger all the time!

[Slowpoke]

i bet you do

[Metric.]

i bet you do

i drive in new york, of course i do

[GoldSolid]

Yeah I'd go with the smack in the face lol, if some jippy kid who is younger than you is giving you crap like that, you need to put him in his place.

[cocaine]

You really don't need violence, lol.

Walking away from insults is usually the best thing and makes you the better man.

With the drink thing just take it back off him. Don't let people push you around, stand up for yourself but just don't use force.
Take the moral high ground, give him a dirty look (lol) tell him you do not stoop need to dignify him with a response and walk away.

If all else fails, go to a teacher and tell them, it doesn't make you a grass or anything he will get what he deserves and you can get on with your life......

And like the others said, when it comes to comebacks you can't rehearse them it should just come to you. But like i said before, there is no need to stoop to his level.

NEVER do any of what that person just said

violence does work
walking away does not make you better, it makes you look like a pushover
if you know any pressure points, either hit them or kick them (some are in the back of the leg) and he will fall to the floor.

then he wont try anything after that

[Ouch!]

NEVER do any of what that person just said

violence does work
walking away does not make you better, it makes you look like a pushover
if you know any pressure points, either hit them or kick them (some are in the back of the leg) and he will fall to the floor.

then he wont try anything after that

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

[Muniflex]

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

Thats the first time i have ever agreed with anything you say

[bo$$]

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

Does talking it out bring her back? :rolleyes:

Fact is, in certain situations.. violence DOES help. Usually you should talk it out and etc etc <insert other crap> but if someones constantly pushing you around and you just want to end it, knock some sense into them.. literally. The worst that could happen at that point is that they

Tell on you - You could say that it was self defense over constant bullying which you were too afraid to report as you thought it would escalade to a higher level

Get "their boys" on you - This just shows how they really are and at that point you could just charge them